College guys are horny little devils. So what!

Beer, shots and close-quarters with babes will do that to the best of us. But sometimes regular sex – or the type of sex that you would find in a COED High Noon Kama Sutra article – just isn’t enough.

All of us have thoughts of performing kinky sex acts – but what do these acts tell about us? Are we wrong to think this way?

Am I the only one why owns a blow-up doll? Is it weird that I have a thing for my grandma’s best friend Pearl?

Here’s a little psychology test called “What Your Sex Fantasies Say About You.” This probably won’t change your outlook on life, but at least it can explain why you’ve been having that fantasy of being tied up by the softball team’s butch catcher.

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The blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?

These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-upâ€? to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.

Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony will be thoroughly disappointed.

The three songs – “Gimme More,â€? “Cold as Fire,â€? “Baby Boyâ€? – each have flat, lifeless production left over from the last millennium. This major mistake could’ve been easily remedied with the right collaborators (hint, hint).

Check out Britney Spears’ new tracks after the jump.

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