Megan Fox & The Week That Was…Sept 29th-Oct 3rd
October 5, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily, Music, Photos
With the passing of Rosh Hashanah, this weekend officially kicked off the Year of the Fox… Megan Fox. Her new movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People opened Friday and a slew of upcoming foxy features are set to hit the big screen in the coming months. But we don’t really need an excuse to post pics of Megan wearing a bra now, do we?
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Friday, October 3rd 2008
Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”
Let’s sit back and re-live the glory days of these hotties by heading to FHM and soaking in pictures from an time before they went off the deep-end.
Why They Yankees Are the Red Sox’s B*tches
Since the end of 2003, the Red Sox have won two World Series championships, while the Yankees haven’t even made a return trip. We all know about the 2004 Red Sox and their triumph over the Yanks, coming back in the ALCS after being down three-games to one. However, what is interesting to look at how things have changed since 2003 as a direct result of how the Red Sox talent evaluators have fared much better head to head against the once-mighty Yanks.
If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this.
If you haven’t already gone, you have to visit a sex shop. They are full of interesting toys, books, and movies. You’re in college to learn and sex should be part of your education. One wants to know how to do it well, and the resources found at sex shops can help you achieve top performance in the bedroom. Think of sex shops as the sex educational library, except these books and movies you can’t return, but who would want to do that?
Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Celebrities Stoners Caught on Camera
I was surfing the new today and ran across a story on City Rag called Pot Break that features images of celebrities and common folk like you and I getting stoned in NYC.
It reminded me of a COED story from way back when called 13 Celebrity Stoners Caught on Camera.
NFL vs NCAA: Football Cheerleader Showdown
Ladies and gentlemen, we are full-on into football season and you know what the means - lots of sitting on the couch. But besides hours and hours of watch the greatest game ever created, it means tons of super hot cheerleaders prancing around just to get you in the mood.
Halloween is Dogsh*t: One Dude’s Bitter Rant
I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in a pumpkin costume at age 4, crying my eyes out. I don’t hate other people who like Halloween, but the holiday itself makes me so pissed that when prompted to write a Halloween article I refused to write a positive one.
So if you want to hear about why Halloween rocks you should go somewhere else because I f*cking hate it and I’m about to make you hate it too by listing some reasons why it’s terrible and should be canceled.
Wednesday, October 1st 2008
MLB Playoff Preview: Hot Fans Edition
As October rolls in so too do the MLB Playoffs. After 162 games 8 teams remain for a chance to make it to the World Series. Below are the divisional series which begin today. But as always, just sports isn’t enough, so we’ve put together a ton of hot fans to help guide you through the action. Because, really, if you’ve got sports and babes, what else do you really need?
How This Financial Mess Got Started
At COED we’re not only about boobs and beer - we also like to educate. Sometimes…
By now you’ve all heard about the financial crisis gripping America Earth, but most of us aren’t high finance majors - so you might be in the dark about what is going on and how it started. This is highly important information people - time to get in the know!
5 Things Rachel Maddow Should Consider to Conceal Her Adam’s Apple
Don’t get us wrong - we really like Rachel Maddow. Her analysis is tempered and even-handed. All in all, she’s a refreshing voice in a grimy mud puddle of political blather. But she has got to do something about her freakin’ wardrobe.
For some poor reason, they’ve decided to box her in a long-necked, wide coat that makes her appear she completely naked under her blazer - and not in a good way. On top of that, it looks as though she has a giant f**king Adam’s apple. We can’t help you with the blazer, but we’ve come up with a few ways she can divert attention from that nugget in her throat.
Tuesday, September 30th 2008
If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.
Top 10 3AM Infomercial Products That Don’t Suck
Infomercials are typically a point of humor for the drunk, high and insomnia-prone. You stumble home from the bar or party at 4am, turn on the TV and laugh at how excited people are over solutions for modern living. But what about the products they sell on infomercials that might actually be worth writing down that impossibly long 800 number.
Farren from Boston is Today’s Daily Snapshot
We know exactly two things about this girl - Jack and sh*t and Jack just left town. But since Farren is one of the hottest Daily Smokeshows ever featured on Barstool Sports, we couldn’t help make her our Snapshot. I’m sure you don’t mind at all.
Monday, September 29th 2008
The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 22nd - 28th
Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.
Bye Bye Bunnies: Hefner Facing Possible Bankruptcy
Is God just f**king with us today or something? First the economy takes the express elevator down the sh*tter and now we hear that Playboy may be heading down the tubes. Apparently Hef has been given two options by the Playboy top brass: Let some bunnies go or let them all go.
Austin City Limits Music Festival Girls
If you didn’t get a chance to hit up the Austin City Limits Music Festival this past weekend, then you definitely missed out on some of the best shows this year - and a ton of super hot festival chicks running around in bikinis. Luckily for us all, COED had an all-access pass to the action and we were sober enough to remember to bring a camera. So even if you missed the event, its greatness will be preserved here forever.
Happy 21st Birthday Hilary Duff!
For Hollywood stars, underage drinking is a non-issue. It is confirmed by family members that Britney was blowing lines of coke at 16, so I’m willing to bet the farm that even though Hilary Duff had her 21st birthday over the weekend, she probably had her first beer years ago.
Who Is Joe Six Pack, Anyway?
October 3, 2008 by Lauren - U Mich
Filed under News-ish
If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »
We Call Bullsh*t: Biden-Palin Debate on RealScoop.com
October 1, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish
To find out exactly who’s telling the truth and who’s full of moose sh*t in tomorrow’s vice presidential debate between Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Joe Biden, then head over to RealScoop.com.
The site, which official launches tomorrow (it’s in beta now), has developed a technology that makes it possible to tell when they’re on the level and when they’re pulling your leg. Unlike lie detectors, which measure stress levels, Real Scoop’s technology measures emotional states based on variances in voice tones. They then apply this technology to videos of celebrities and politicians and post them on the site for your nit-picking pleasure. Read more
