No matter how hard you try, there’s one thing in the world that you’ll never come back from if you’re an up-and-coming rapper, it’s blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!

New Year’s Eve is the perfect night for getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted. New Year’s Day? Not so much. After running to the bathroom to puke a twice and promising God that you will never drink again if he lets you make it through this pain, you return to your bed and contemplate just what will make this horrible feeling end. Unfortunately, you are fresh out of Vicodin.

Lucky for you, there are other ways to get rid of the spins/headache/dry mouth/sore muscles/anything else that comes along with a hangover (besides the smoky smell in your hair and ugly dude lying next to you).

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

Why do we keep going to the same bar over and over again where we have to play by the rules? Sometimes, one just wants to go out and get nuts once in a while. Get out of hand and get tossed from the bar. Sometimes, we want to get outside our comfort zone and meet new people.

Like death, puberty, and blue balls, vomiting is a part of life. It happens to everyone. Celebrities, exhausted weight lifters, and unassuming lemonade chugging enthusiasts have all done it. Really letting it fly is almost like a badge of honor — like your own man-made Niagara Falls. Projectile can be prompted by anything ranging from boozing to raw fish. Thankfully, we have these things called camera phones and blogs to honor and recognize these achievements. And if you can add injury to insult, well that’s just a plus.