No matter how hard you try, there’s one thing in the world that you’ll never come back from if you’re an up-and-coming rapper, it’s blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

Whether you party like a rock star or can’t admit that your beer pong game sucks, the chances are pretty strong that you’ve woken up the next day feeling pretty darn good (because you were still drunk) — not knowing what you did, who you did, or how in the world you got home. It happens and we’re here with handy guide on what to do for certain “I have no idea what happened last night” situations.

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“I’m only stopping in for one,â€? were always the last words I uttered on some of my biggest nights out. The second they escaped my lips, regardless of how much I meant it, I always ended up partying until at least 8 in the morning.
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