Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we’ve made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak…

Egotastic reports RadarOnline.com is set to unleash a sex tape of E! talk show host Chelsea Handler who recently hosted MTV’s Video Music Awards. Rumors have been circulating for the past four months that Handler recorded one more than a decade ago before she hit it big. From the stills leaked by Egotastic, it’s less LOL and more XXX. Is this yet another celeb sex tape that could’ve made millions? Will celebs ever learn how to make a sex tape and not get caught? WHEN IS OLIVIA MUNN GONNA SACK UP AND MAKE ONE?!?!

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008
Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of act… Click to read more

I’m not sure about the rest of you but I was really looking forward to seeing Britney Spears‘ performance at the VMA’s this past Sunday. And why not!
In 2001 Britney shimmied around stage with barely anything on but a giant snake wrapped around her body. Two years later her open-mouth kiss with Madonna was the most talked about girl-on-gir… Click to read more

Picked this one up via AskMen.com.
“Over the past few months, we’ve all watched Britney Spears experience a decline in her personal life; her dismal performance at Sunday night’s MTV VMA performance suggested that Ms. Spears’ professional pursuits have also suffered.
In this context, it’s easy to forget that there was a… Click to read more

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.
From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas – Kanye, five-times snubbed… Click to read more

What. Is. Going. On.
This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!
WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
What is happening?
Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?
Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?
This is so awesome! Everybody i… Click to read more

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)
Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of sto… Click to read more

Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.
JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.
Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to si… Click to read more