Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of actors who are celebrated now, and will continue to be in years to come, for their continued excellence on the screen. This weekend marks only their second time sharing the screen since the 1995 film Heat, in the much anticipated thriller, Righteous Kill.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition

Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

Pledging: “The Best Time of Your Life, But You’ll Never Do it Again”

I remember hearing that phrase, “The Best time of your life, But You’ll Never do it Again.”  At least that’s what I heard when I had a sports jacket on and all the “brothers” were cheering me on as we got drunk and had fun on bid day. And sure it was fun the first couple of weeks when we had to do little chores for the brothers and even humiliate yourself for a gag or two.

Top 5 Reasons Not To Feel Sorry For Tom Brady

Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy yet.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Rate Your Girl: The Area Code System At Work

Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore. Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”

God Hates My Fantasy Football Team

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney. Then God struck.

Three Blog Monte: Bar Rafaeli

Pick a card, any card. This marks the third installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is Bar Rafaeli! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern

I’m not sure about the rest of you but I was really looking forward to seeing Britney Spears‘ performance at the VMA’s this past Sunday. And why not!

In 2001 Britney shimmied around stage with barely anything on but a giant snake wrapped around her body. Two years later her open-mouth kiss with Madonna was the most talked about girl-on-girl moment since Denise Richards and Neve Campbell showed me what an erection was in Wild Things. And how could I forget the infamous see-through, skin-tone bathing suit that generously displayed her love bags in 2000? Needless to say this 2007 performance had some hype to live up to - and what a perfect time for Britney to have the opportunity. Read more

Picked this one up via AskMen.com.

“Over the past few months, we’ve all watched Britney Spears experience a decline in her personal life; her dismal performance at Sunday night’s MTV VMA performance suggested that Ms. Spears’ professional pursuits have also suffered.

In this context, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when Britney was every man’s fantasy… that this is the same woman who, in June of 2000, was offered millions of dollars in exchange for her virginity.”

“So now you remember that Britney was once hot. But when was she at her hottest? Or is that time yet to come? We’ve thrown together a few musical moments to help jog your memory.”

See the videos after the jump!… Read more

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.

From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas - Kanye, five-times snubbed out of awards last night, is reportedly through with the VMAs after his performance was butchered by execs - MTV has fully transformed into a Metric Ton of Visuals.

The highlights lowlights:

Britney’s show-opening, pace-making, stupefying, phoned-in performance of her single “Gimme More.” Even Spears’ super-fans were stunned by her carelessness. As for the “magic” of Criss Angel assisting Brit? Smoke and mirrors, I guess - just like Brit herself.

Sarah Silverman’s harsh put-downs of Brit left the room in a deep silence. F***ing everybody looked away when the camera panned to them after any of Silverman’s barbs towards Brit. Just one more example of celebs having all the money and power in the world and doing nothing short of saving face. Despicable.

Check out the video link (and more pics) of Brit’s performance after the jump.

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What. Is. Going. On.

This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!

WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??

What is happening?

Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?

Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?

This is so awesome! Everybody is wasted! Read more

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)

Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of stock at the local supermarket. (The Morning Call)

IBM is developing a chip no bigger than a speck of dust that can hold about 1,000 trillion bits of data. World domination is only months away! (Information Week)

Forbes releases top crop of the world’s most powerful women. Surprisingly, strippers were omitted from the list. (CNN)

Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.

JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.

Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to sing her part and voila - instant career-suicide. Between this and possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, I am completely baffled by her brain-activity…or lack of.

The question begs to be answered: what is she thinking? Is she thinking? Does she honestly think that she will do better than doing a duet with the biggest pop star in the entire world and the best producer in the entire world? Read more