Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about suckin’ on toes, waiting to have sex with a virgin, and the right amount of time to wait to text someone after a date. Check out her answers after the jump.

• Bedroom mistakes you don’t want to make
• Celebrities wearing only bikinis
• Bill O’Reilly fails at life
• Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL. Not pretty cool.
• Um, WTF
• Wow. She’s a reason to watch American Idol
• Well the fact that this even exists is insulting to men everywhere
• Can a virgin ever find love?

Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

I believe the song from the South Park movie goes, “There are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women. But it’s when you do these things too much that you become an addict and have to get back in touch.”
Mr. Mackey left something out of that little ditty: the video game World of Warcraft.… Click to read more