Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

Name: Shera Ruben
College: Virginia Tech University
Shera is a history major and professional fitness model from Maryland. She enjoys the outdoors, VT football, the Redskins, riding her horse, poker, working out, fitness modeling, big trucks and cars, snowboarding, golf, reading and country music.
Shera was selected from a pool of beautiful girls in ou… Click to read more