Few women on the planet are as perfectly sexy as vicious vixen, Vikki Blows. The stunning glamour model has appeared (mostly naked) in pretty much every British lad mag, and has countless other magazine and calendar credits to her name. And it’s not hard to see why – if there were one model we had to look at for the rest of our lives, Vikki Blows might be the one.

Check out Vikki Blows’ 2010 calender pictures!

Friday: October 16th

Bill Pullman to Play “Balloon Boy’s” Father

We’re past this whole “Was the Balloon Boys story a hoax” nonsense. Obviously, it’s all bullsh*t. And if you think it might not be bullsh*t, all you have to do is watch this video of the father releasing the g*ddamn balloon to know that it’s a hoax.

Now that we have that resolved, let’s move on to bigger things: Who’s going to play who in inevitable  upcoming Hollywood biopic, “Balloon Boy?” The roll of Falcon is anyone’s guess. Probably Haley Joel Osmond, or whatever.

But one things that’s not up in the air is who’s to play the roll of Richard Heene, Balloon Boy’s father. Because it’s definitely going to be Bill Pullman. Heene and Pullman are damn near identical. I mean, look at them. They even comb their hair the same way.

Has Twitter’s Follow Friday Run Its Course?

We understand Twitter’s “Follow Friday” serves a good purpose – it lets you give props your best Twitter friends, and allows them to possibly expand their “follow” base. Fine. But does it actually do any good?

Sure, you probably get a follower or two. And if someone with a ton of followers gives you Follow Friday love, then the benefits are definitely more pronounced. If you ask us, however, the whole thing is just starting to be an obnoxious chore.

Maybe we’re just being crotchety  this morning. Maybe we’ve hit a plateau with our followship. Maybe it’s raining and cold and we just don’t give a sh*t anymore.

Thursday: October 15th

The Girls of the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament 2009!

The 2009 World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament hosted by The Flip Cup Guys went down last weekend at the Hooters Casino Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

The Two Finger Fanatics from Washington D.C won the tournament and will be heading to Negril, Jamaica – not a bad prize for winning flip cup right? For those of you who were unable to attend the event we have the pictures to show you what you’ve missed. (Hint: it’s a ton of super sexy chicks!)

College Football Rivalry Party Girls

Pop down your tailgates and grab a case of beer – it’s time for the fiercest weekend in college football!

Soon, some of the best teams will go head-to-head against their worst nemeses for rivalry weekend. And with rivalries come massive parties. And with massive parties comes tons and tons of party girls! So to help you get in on the action, here are party pics of the hottest college football rivalry party girls.

Bryci Lea Crowned Miss COED October 2009

Congratulations, Bryci Lea – you’ve just been named Miss COED October 2009!

The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Bryci beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, she topped New Hampshire super hottie, Valerie Cormier, followed by brunette stunner Sonni Pacheco and the ridiculously sexy blonde Christy West to take the title of Miss COED October 2009.

Goth Kids Invade Texas / OU Weekend [Photos]

This weekend, the Texas Longhorns and the University of Oklahoma Sooners will embark on the Cotton Bowl in Dallas for one of the biggest rivalries in college football, the Red River Shootout.

Needless to say, the place is full of 300-pound, testosterone-riddle jocks. Not exactly where you’d expect to find a bunch of goth kids. But thanks to the Texas State Fair, which is always next door to the Cotton Bowl, the two cultures collide in a clusterf**k of hilariousness.

Wednesday: October 14th

WAGs of the 2009 MLB League Championship Series

It’s no secret – athletes hook up with super hot chicks. They just do. It’s a rule, like gravity or New Jersey sucking balls.

So to help you be able to pick out who the hot chicks are in the player’s box, we’ve put together the complete list of current WAGs of the MLB league championship series. These lovely ladies will have you wishing you possessed incredible natural athletic ability. You know, more than usual…

College Football Week 7 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

For the first time seemingly all season, last week was rather quiet in the top ten – on the field.  Off the field, the cheerleaders and annual beer pong tournaments were making plenty of noise on campus.

With only a few weeks to go before Halloween gives us the hottest mix of scantily clad girls with BACs pushing 0.4, let’s take a look at this week’s matchups for the best of the best in college football…

Tuesday: October 13th

White Chicks Goin’ Gangsta [52 Photos]

New Jersey residents aside, few creatures on Earth possess the ability to make complete jackasses of themselves more than young white females. Not that we have anything against them, by any means, but they sure do know how to act like dumbasses. And one of the best examples of this is their proclivity towards “going gangster.” This was a big trend a few years back, but we thought it was worth taking another look. Why? Because it’s f**kin’ funny, ya heard?

17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing

Never before in the history of Halloween has there ever been such a perfect Halloween costume subject as the late Michael Jackson.

From his frightening looks in Thriller to his frightening looks all the rest of the time, Michael Jackson is sure to be reincarnated this Oct. 31st more than you can possible imagine. So to prepare you for the coming MJ costume onslaught, here are 17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing.

Monday: October 12th

Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries (other than the Americas)

Today’s Columbus Day. And that means different things to different people, generally dependent upon how many Native Americans you know.

But since Spain was the one who sent the explorer on his misguided route, we’ve decided to celebrate the country that helped make us who we are today – with tons of super-smokin’ Spanish babes!

The 5 Corporations Ruining America

Over the past 50 years, corporations in America have become constantly more saturated into the fabric of American Life. And we as a people seemed to have embraced this smother wholeheartedly. Unfortunately, some companies aren’t looking out for the good of their countrymen. In a country going to hell in a handbasket, there are five corporations that are trying to make the transition as quick and as painful as possible.

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With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

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Vikki Blows (surprisingly her birth name) is a 20-year-old tatted-up and pierced UK calender girl. She doesn’t drink or do drugs but does enjoy the occasional cigarette and feels that air drums are way better than real drums–interesting girl to say the least.

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