Say what you will about karma and the teachings of Buddhism, but this video is pretty much as close as you can get to scientific proof that when you act like a complete douche to other people, you’re ass is going to eat sh*t, sooner or later. And in this guy’s case, it’s damn near instantaneous.

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune. (more…)

Just because a woman makes her dollars by dressing in a super sexy wife beater, short shorts and serving wings and beer to drunken, horny fools doesn’t mean that’s all she’s worth. Really. This video is proof. They can also gyrate on an upside down bar stool while pouring beer at the same time. God, feminism is awesome.

When it comes to failing, there is a wide varying degree of consequences. But when you decide to jump a giant fence on your BMX bike, you can be sure that the consequences of failing that will be much greater than you’re probably willing to accept. Like breaking your damn back, like this kid…

I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube. But that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

Generally speaking, the faster something is, the better: pitches, cars, death, girls. And I have to say I agree with that sentiment. Especially after watching this video of the “World’s Fastest Everything.” Of course, it doesn’t actually include everything, but that’s not to say it doesn’t try…

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

Today, the world watched as Michael Jackson was laid to rest. There were laughs and tears and a whole lot of singing. And just as we expected, the memorial climaxed with a rendition of “We Are the World”. So, in our own half-assed attempt to get in on the MJ funeral craziness, we present to you “We Are the World,” Japan style! Way better than the original…