Despite the fact that I’ve been playing and reviewing video games for years, I seriously, seriously suck at baseball games. Watching me play MLB 2K9 would send any serious sports-game fan into an uncontrollable fit of rage from my complete and total lack of skills. And that’s why I like The BIGS 2. Building on The BIGS franchise, The BIGS 2‘s over-the-top, arcade-style game play can cover-up even the worst player’s half-assed attempt at seeming athletic.

If you like Guitar Hero and Rock Band then Rhythm Heaven for the recently-released Nintendo DSi is going to blow your damn mind. Known in Japan as Rhythm Tengoku Gold and in Europe as Rhythm Paradise, Rhythm Heaven is a musically inclined gamer’s dream, using taps, flicks, holds and slides with the stylus…

The classic first-person-shooter, Wolfenstein 3D, is back and bad as hell… on the iPhone! And it’s F’ing awesome. Now, I understand if you might think it weird, at best, to play this game entirely on a touch screen – I did. But after a bit of good, ol’ fashioned Nazi-killing…

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So, I was supposed to have an article about the Olympics together for you, but along my journalistic travels, I came across this game on MiniClip.com called Dune Buggy. And now I don’t have an article about the Olympics. Instead, I have a dune buggy game. If it can keep me from doing my job, I bet it can keep you from doing your job too!

Dune Buggy

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So, I was supposed to have an article about the Olympics together for you, but along my journalistic travels, I came across this game on MiniClip.com called Dune Buggy. And now I don’t have an article about the Olympics. Instead, I have a dune buggy game. If it can keep me from doing my job, I bet it can keep you from doing your job too!

Dune Buggy

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I don’t like to talk about how the XBOX360 is better then the PS3. I own a 360, but I’ve played the PS3 and I like it just fine. It’s a solid platform and the game I played on it (Ratchet and Clank) was quite fun. However, if you can’t read the writing on the wall that the PS3 is hurting, you’re either completely blind or hopelessly ob… Click to read more

Yesterday, we posted the list of songs from the upcoming Rock Band IIthat was leaked to Kotaku. And today we bring you the actual songs! We couldn’t get a few of the tracks (the GNR one, for instance, isn’t yet available), but we were able to get 72 of the 84, all available for your listening pleasure below! We know it’s not the same as playing t… Click to read more

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
No problem. Here… Click to read more

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

At 12:00 this morning Halo 3 was unleashed to the masses with an anticipation rivaled only by the biggest big-budget movies.
Being a relative newbie to the series – I had to play a lot of catch-up, as I only recently purchased an Xbox 360 – the Halo experience I have denied for so long has taken me in, hook and sinker.
While I’m only a few hours in… Click to read more

September 25 can’t come quick enough for fans of the Halo franchise. Early reports on Halo 3, easily one of the most anticipated games of all time, have been more than favorable; but outside of the gaming elite nobody has seen concrete evidence.
The most recent clip puts all doubt out the door, with more emphasis on action than previous trailers. FPS fan… Click to read more