No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week, we feature a Hall of Fame level gallery of MJ, Vida Guerra, Irresponsible Pet Rocks, a library of Man Knowledge, how to make wine from flowers, making kegs from watermelons, whether or not Steve Jobs is in heaven, and much more. Check it out after the jump!

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Barney Frank possibly getting the new nickname Frank ‘n’ Beans after farting on live television, more rioting in London, a map of the world’s new credit ratings, Imogen Thomas topless, Vida Guerra looking hotter than ever, the trailer for season 2 of Boardwalk Empire, a chick named Slut Truffle, Nikki Reed giving a sh*t, Jersey Shore joining the Three Stooges movie, a 10 year old supermodel, the forbidden five’s party invite, a homeless dude with 2 masters degrees, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida’s security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida’s inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here’s hoping SHE doesn’t go on a diet, we’d hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol’ photo gallery that’ll have you singing, “back that ass up!”

Derek Jeter has officially locked up the First Lady of COED and it reminds us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly is only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.

Well take off your clothes and cover up with a towel because today is the tenth annual celebration of Towel Day — a sci-fi holiday honoring the late author Douglas Adams. In honor of literacy, sexy sci-fi girls, and oogling sexy ladies wearing nothing but towels we present you with Titillating Towel Girls to Celebrate Towel Day.

After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He’s currently hooked up with “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly. But that’s only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.

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We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers out there, this one’s for you.

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Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!
This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from aroun… Click to read more

To celebrate today’s release of the Apple’s 3G iPhone, we could think of nothing better than to give you a bunch of apple-bottom celebrities that you’d like to get your hands on more than the phone. Sure, the 3G iPhone might be slicker, faster and cheaper. But no upgrade imaginable could give your telephone an a** like these. Enjoy!
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In a greatest a– competition Jesikah Maximus would give Vida Guerra and more importantly, this Argentine babe that COED named “Greatest Ass-et on the Web” back in November 2007, a run for their money. Her butt is a freak of nature! Need more evidence? Just take a look at her Miss COED gallery.
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