On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida’s security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida’s inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here’s hoping SHE doesn’t go on a diet, we’d hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol’ photo gallery that’ll have you singing, “back that ass up!”