On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida’s security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida’s inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here’s hoping SHE doesn’t go on a diet, we’d hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol’ photo gallery that’ll have you singing, “back that ass up!”


This is Our Birthday Cake
Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel
Puppy Conan Should Happen Ever
Stars Who Got Revenge on Their Ex
Sexiest Things in America
How to Beat Popular Game Show
Why Candice Swanpoel is Our Favorite Angel
