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Friday, November 21th, 2008

Ohio State’s Mirror Lake Run Is Tonight!

Every year, on the eve of the Michigan vs Ohio State football game, thousands of Buckeye students strip down to nothing, run to Mirror Lake, a duck pond located in the middle of campus, and dive in. The scene is almost indescribable, looking like the ending scene of Titanic when the boat finally sinks and there are thousands of people flailing around in the icy cold water. Except in this case everyone is drunk and having the time of their life. It’s a tradition that has been going on longer than anyone can remember and two years ago COED was in Columbus, Ohio to experience the madness.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Tormented Identity Fund

First of all, congratulations to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson who just had their first baby boy. That’s great…Just a couple quick questions – are you people f**king retarded? You named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Really? What, did you pick it while huffing spray paint? The sad thing is, you probably spent hours, days – nay – months trying to choose the perfect name before you decided on this gem.

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Guitar Hero World Tour Giveaway!

Guitar Hero is back with its fourth edition, World Tour, which boasts a robust catalog of over 85 rockin’ hits ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Silversun Pickups.

If you haven’t been fortunate enough to pick up a copy, today is your lucky day, as we are giving away four copies of Guitar Hero World Tour and a $200 Game Stop gift card. How do you win?

Sports Illustrated Vs Victoria’s Secret Model Showdown Revisited

With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out there. But since most of the VS models have also appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition it begs the question, which publication (catalogues are publications, kinda) makes these smokin’ hotties look the best? Luckily for you, we’ve already put the two head to head so you can decide for yourself.

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

April Rose Named Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie Winner

Look what just blew in from the windy city! Twenty-year-old April Rose from Chicago, Ill has beat out hundreds of 919’s to pick up the title of Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie champion. And we have to say, she’s not the only one who won, here. These pictures are so hot, it’s nice to know she’s going to be around from now on…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

10 Sexiest GQ Photoshoots

We have to admit, when it comes to taking hot photographs of Hollywood’s hot list, nobody does it better than GQ. They’re covers and photo spreads are so smokin’ it takes will power like a fire truck not to just stare at them all day. Well, we don’t have that kind of will power. Which is why we’ve compiled the hottest GQ shoots from the past couple of years, so you can forgo your will power too!

Miss COED: Ursula Mayes

This brunette bombshell has been pretty much everywhere. Ursula Mayes was a suitcase model on “Deal or No Deal,” she’s appeared in Maxim, Muscle & Fitness, OC Health and People’s “100 Most Beautiful People” issue – plus loads of Ursula merchandise, from calendars to women’s corsets. And she appeared on the cover of THQ’s “Juiced 2 Hot Import Nights” video game cover in 2007.

Vide-O-gazm: Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 2

First off today we have Robot Chicken’s new Star Wars Episode II. Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Gettin’ Better Target commercial reconfirms our suspicion that Christina Aguilera is smokin’ hot! Dumbass vs Wine Bottle is almost as painful to watch as it is to..well, get smashed in the head with a freakin’ wine bottle. And hey, if hot busty chicks say the Internet works by using “magic,” it must be true. This is the creepiest mask you’ll see all day. ‘Bike Hero’ shows you what happens when someone has way too much time on their hands. And the Cold War Kids rock out in their new ‘Something Is Not Right With Me’ music video.

How To Make Free iPhone Ringtones Using iTunes

Downloading ringtones for your iPhone might not be the most expensive item on your budget, but that doesn’t mean making your own doesn’t totally rule! Using only iTunes (no gimmicks or downloads here), you can make ringtones for your iPhone from any part of any (DRM-free) song in your library.Now, I’m not particularly tech-savvy, but I have to say this is one of the easiest, raddest things for iPhone users to know.

Winterize Your Ride!

Winter’s arrived and that means your car is about to go through a tough couple of months. But if you know how to get ‘er into shape for the cold, there’s nothing to fear. Don’t and prepare for a frosty breakdown. Luckily, I was able to get Vern Gadnon, head instructor for Montana State’s Automotive and Technology Department (go Bobcats!) on the phone to give us the lowdown on how to winterize your ride.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Hollywood’s Breast: “A”Listers and a Couple of “B”s

With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s hotties honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave ‘em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin’ babes look every bit as hot. So to those with a little less than a handful, we at COED salute you.

5 Kick-Ass Kids Toys for Big Boys

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Sexy Swedish Party Girls

Sweden – that magical land of meatballs, IKEA, reindeer and 6-foot-tall blonds. Just the word “Swedish” brings to mind fair-haired honeys gallivanting around in the snow in blue and yellow bikinis, throwing snowballs and making out – at least it does for us. And then we came across these Swedish girl party pictures, which further confirmed our everyone’s theory that Sweden is one of the sexiest countries on the planet. There’s so much Nordic booty here, it’s like a Viking ship after a good pillaging. Enjoy!

The 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time

With times getting tougher and tougher by the day, it’s important to remember to laugh every once in a while. So while the first black president prepares to take office and get this show back on the road, we thought we’d take a look at COED’s 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time for some comic inspiration.

Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post. Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

The Week In Re-Boob: November 10th – 16th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage

Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Ben Gordon Missed the Boat

Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.

Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo.  He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.

Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today

After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.

College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition

Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.

Thursday, September 4th

How To Drop a Deuce In College

Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.

FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.

Wednesday, September 3rd

Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.

And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.

(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.

Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net

FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.

Tuesday, September 2nd

Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown

Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.

And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”

Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”

Monday, September 1th

Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1

I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw).  But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.

Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.

Sunday, August 31st

The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio [NSFW Ads]

Model Takes Soccerball To The Face

Petra Nemcova Parties with Brad Pitt

More Chicks With Douchebags

Eagle Eye Trailer

Hottest UMass Student – Ever!

T.I. Explains Firearms Bust

Things Jose Canseco Does for Money

There’s Nothing Sexual About These Photos

Sexy AND Smart = Eternally Single?

Tree Knockout

Best Buy Salesman Has Dance-Off With Customers

Soccer Ball To The Nuts & Face