Sexiest Photoshoot Ever! Alessandra, Marisa & Miranda in “The Shot”

Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller & Miranda Kerr in VH1’s “The Shot”

This photoshoot featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr may be the sexiest compilation of beach babes in the history of COED, if not the entire history of photography.

Maria Carmel, the 27 year old winner of VH1’s photography reality show The Shot was lucky enough to score a photoshoot with these fine beauties along with $100,000, a fashion spread in Marie Claire, and a national Victoria’s Secret campaign. Not a shabby reality prize if I must say so myself.

Define Beauty: Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller & Miranda Kerr in VH1’s “The Shoot”
[Click photo above to view all the pictures from the shoot!]

Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day, College Pornographer by Night

jaredJared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.

What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.

Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide! (more…)

The Sixty One: Admirable, But Misses the Point

The Sixty One

We live in a “you heard it here first” kind of world, where artists are hyped for all the wrong reasons. Internet music mags and blogs fawn over the Next Big Thing every other week, with little to no regard of the actual music in some cases. Bloated press-kits, inaccurate descriptions and fanboy enthusiasm over a new artist – you can smell the deafening hype/impending backlash a mile away – is what makes the music world go ’round in these fickle settings.

The Sixty One, a new music site where you vote your music all the way to the top, seems to be banking on the same scene.

The Sixty One is a Digg-inspired website that allows users to upload their favorite songs and wait for the cavalry to march in and rate your music of choice. If your pick is taken with positive feedback, it appears on the site’s front page; if not, then buried it will be. (more…)

T-Pain is a Fraud

t pain fraud

Vocoderized vocalist T-Pain has become a bonafide R&B sensation, topping the charts, buying dranks, etc. Although most of his fame is contributed to his unique vocal style, the question begs to be asked: can he sing without digital assistance?

Let’s find out after the jump. (more…)

Celebrity Overexposure: Are We to Blame?

Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears

I’ll admit it: I log onto sites like Perez Hilton almost daily.

Why? Mostly because I’m avoiding work that I should be doing—a writer who hates staring at a computer screen spends a lot of time procrastinating—but also because I like the idea of watching celebrities act stupid. It’s lame, and a little selfish, but watching someone who’s got more money and power and status than I do make horrible life or outfit decisions is entertaining to me.

Am I jealous? Maybe a little. But I think the biggest motivator to peruse gossip blogs is the desire to break though the façade of Hollywood. I just can’t believe everyone is that cool and calm and collected and beautiful all the time. The writer in me wants to see the reality behind the fake tan. (more…)

Friday Hot Links

main.jpeg

Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!! Hollywood Tuna

Two Girls, One Cup… One Grandma??? CollegeHumor

Tila Tequila is not Bi-sexual CollegeCandy

Hot 33 year old comin’ on up Maxim

List of NYC’s Best Pizza Grid Skipper

Hottest Asian this side of the Yangtze River Break

5 Types of Women to Avoid AskMen

R. Kelly is dating another teenager VH1

International Babe DoubleViking

The Pirate Bay Introduces Music Discovery Feature TorrentFreak

Hot Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures The Grumpiest

I like You DeMarket

This guys wife is pretty cool to agree with this. Ebaum

COED Music Video: The Hives “Tick Tick Boom”


“Tick Tick Boom” is the lead single from The Hives’ new album, Black and White Album (2007).

Rock of Love: Undone and Examined

Rock of Love

Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox.

When word first came around that Poison frontman Bret Michaels was poised to star in his own reality show, flashes of teased hair, war-paint makeup and garish outfits plagued my subconscious. And whaddaya know – the show played out with every stereotype in tow, outside of the unexpected charming demeanor of Mr. Michaels.

If Bret was any other dude you wouldn’t feel his “plight” – the burden of man who wants nothing more than a expert hooker under the guise of a nice girl exclusively for him. Rock of Love’s greatest trick was making viewers empathize with Michaels’ daunting task of finding a “nice girl” (read: a slut behind closed doors) amongst out-in-the-open-sluts/party chicks.

Basically, Bret wants what every man in history has ever wanted. (more…)

VH1 Seeks the Top 100 Songs of the 90’s

VH1 I Love the 90's

What do I remember about the 90’s? Hmmmm…snap bracelets, Don Mattingly’s mustache and Pogs, just to name a few examples – but above all I remember the music.

“Jump Around,” the entire Jock Jams album, Weird Al and Hootie.

If I were to compile the “soundtrack of my life” at least 75% would be classic 90’s songs. C’mon – can you think of anything better than ripping up the volume to Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” as you fly down the highway? Yeah, I can’t neither.

Over the next 3 weeks VH1 will be compiling a list of the Top 100 songs of the 90’s and we, the users, have the final say on the list’s order.

Here’s how it works: go to the Top 100 songs of the 90’s page and scan through their alphabetical list of 100 90’s hits; get nostalgic for about 3 hours as you glance at every song; remember a key moment in your life when that song was playing; start crying about how old you’ve got overnight. Once you’re done with the nostalgic boo-hoos simply drag and drop your Top 10 into the list application and click submit. Bingo! Bango! Very easy to use and worth the time.

At 1:30AM last night today I put together my Top 10 list and here’s how it looks.

Check out the music videos in my Top 10 after the jump. (more…)

Me and VH1 Have a Soft Spot for Soft Rock

BSB“Don’t tell me it’s not worth fightin’ for
I can’t help it – there’s nothin’ I want more
Ya know it’s true
Everything I do – I do it for youâ€?

Oh Bryan, how many times have I secretly turned that song up in the car, letting that raspy voice of yours lull me into a romantic haze? You’re my secret boyfriend. And that song you sing with Sting (my other secret boyfriend) and Rod Stewart (who I don’t want to be my boyfriend at all) where you all urge me to make it “all for one and all for loveâ€? has the ability to transport me out of my cynical cloud for two whole minutes.

I’m not ashamed of my secret soft spot for soft rock. I’m not embarrassed that whenever a Backstreet Boys ballad mysterious turns up on my iTunes, I let it play out entirely, soaking up every syrupy sound wave. In this complicated world, soft rock is there to pretend things are simple. Love is love, heartbreak is heartbreak, and everyone is willing to die for a lifetime with their soul mate. After weekends full of “hey baby, why don’t me and you go into the bathroom and make out?â€?, it’s always nice to know Phil Collins is there, waiting to tell me he “can’t stop loving meâ€? as many times as I feel like replaying the track. (more…)