Flanked by so many hot chicks, one can only assume that Mini-Me is packing a normal-sized… well, use your imagination. Or don’t, it’s probably better that way. Mini-Me is big pimpin’ in these photos, and that’s what makes all three feet of him better than you.

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This sexiness feels naughty…