We’ve tweaked the title of our WTF news of the week column. Do you like it? If you’re not familiar, Fark.com is a community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. In this week’s What the Fark, we feature a sexier kind of Freeze Tag, a new reason to be horrified by spiders, John Goodman’s creepy adoption, a mom who has a special bond with her boy, the new meaning for Senioritis, and much more. Click to read more.

Not even grown up yet and already so talented with that wonderous invention we call beer. He downs this ice cold pitcher in one and is sure to be treated to some happy time by that blonde babe sitting next to him.

Any plan occurring in a cafeteria that involves a “flying jump tackle” is practically destined to fail. Bring a glass-front vending machine into the picture, and it’s all over.