Last week, the AP reported drivers in Kazakhstan replaced their license plates with signs that read “I LOVE SEX”. The former Soviet nation and homeland of Borat has a fairly relaxed attitude when it comes to sex (i.e. – Borat making out with his sister) despite a youth group calling for a ban on Valentine’s Day. That trend isn’t new – vanity plates have always been pretty funny – whether intentionally or not – but sometimes their creativity can be a giant red flag for cops. We’ve pulled a photo gallery of examples to keep you out of the clink. Check ‘em out after the jump!

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