Cracked.com had their 8 editors give their top (which can mean best, memorable, or important) picks of 2011 in 8 categories – movies, TV, music, video games, people, internet clips, words, and photos. We got a chance to talk with Cracked.com Editor-in-Chief Jack O’Brien to give us his take on the top EVERYTHING of 2011. Check out his thoughts on sequels, Adele, Angry Birds, Tim Tebow, sexting, and the end of the world below.

Moviegoers will spend an ungodly amount of money to see the continuing saga of the douchiest teen vampire movie series of all time, Twilight. I’m not saying the movies are bad, but that’s because I haven’t seen any of ‘em. One thing’s for sure, judging by the trailers, the chicks are too sexy to be all covered up by layers of clo… Click to read more

Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we’ve made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak…

This weekend’s entries feature a social network, a social worker, a socially awkward vampire child, douchebags, lack of ballbags, hatchet wounds, chain letters, and number crunchers. Now quit livestreaming your gay roommate’s sexual jaunts and “poke” this preview column…

After initial estimates crowned “The Last Exorcism” as king of last weekend’s box office, the final tally showed “Takers” edged out the “get out of my daughter, Devil” thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you’ve avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn’t. Frowny face. This week’s entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We’re holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

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It’s a good week for you, guys. This week has some awesome premieres, finales, and a few cool specials. So whether you’re looking to rock out to KISS, find out what’s making some women have 100 orgasms a day, or catch up with your old pal Don Draper, this week’s got you covered.

This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3…2…1…

Don’t give up your favorite seat on the couch just because the weather is getting nicer. There are a few worthwhile movies coming out this week on Blu Ray and DVD, especially for fans of the supernatural and martial arts.

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers!

Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga. And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades. Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.