Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.

To keep things in check, we’ve compiled a cheat sheet to help you keep your girl’s differences in perspective with COED’s 13 Facts About Women Men Forget. So no matter how cool the chick, chances are she (is)…

Full of Sh*t: Before you call NOW, let us just say that this is only a periodic trait, and exists in varying degrees. Most of the time, it comes out in what we like to call a “game,” but outside of a relationship it’s called lying. Basically, she tells you one thing, but means something more than her words. (Words only seem to matter when she remembers to use yours against you.) Other times, it happens when she thinks lying serves a purpose greater than the truth of the moment. So, she might have gone to lunch with her ex and said she didn’t–but he was a dick like usual, so it wasn’t a big enough deal to tell you about (i.e., she cares about you enough to not want to hurt your feelings, but not enough to stop looking elsewhere). Now, try going out with your ex… (more…)

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.

Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.

In New York a man attacked and beat a peacock to death at a restaurant parking lot, which he thought was a vampire. The man grabbed the birds neck, throwing it to the ground, then proceeded to stomp and kick the animal to death.

The authorities were contacted, but the maan fled when he saw them. A local peacock raiser told reporters that he had given peacocks to a resident nearby the scene of the incident.

When confronted and asked what he was doing, the man exclaimed, “I’m killing a vampire!” The peacock was euthanized due to it’s extensive injuries.

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