Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

Summer has officially arrived which means the major concert season is here! Rock on. If you’re willing to have your dignity sucked away by Ticketmaster’s “convenience charge”, there are a ton of tours, festivals and events that you can hit up all summer long. Music is an incredibly personal relationship, but that doesn’t mean we can’t judge you for your love. Here’s who you are, based on the tunes you love.

Lollapalooza 2009 will kick off on Friday August 7th at Chicago’s Grant Park. The complete lineup of artists scheduled to appear has been released and three-day passes are currently on-sale for $190. After a quick review, it is safe to say that Lollapalooza will be the best music festival of the summer…

10 Songs You Should Have Sex To
Sarah Palin Interview, Her Internal Monologue
Great Football Catch
The Google Phone?
Scarlett Johansson – Why Not?!
Standing In the Shadows of Megan Fox
New Vampire Weekend – “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” (The Teenagers Remix)
Auburn Dean Concerned His Students Might Do Something Embarrassing On Nati… Click to read more

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living – or were too irresponsible to buy tickets earlier. We are idiots…
Since we have lost our chance at going to SXSW, the Austin-based music festival, what are we to do? Well, there are plenty of alternatives that don’t involve bitching about how we can’… Click to read more

Since the headline explains it all, let’s just get right to it, shall we?
For extra convenience I’ve broken down the acts into different categories, shown after the jump. While some acts may not be in the category of your liking, most are…so suck it.… Click to read more