Hailing from New Hampshire (of all places…), 29-year-old blond bombshell Valerie Cormier is one of those women that you can’t even be in the same room with, without committing some type of personal space violation. She models for everything from promotional posters to bikini calendars. And you know what? That doesn’t surprise us in the slightest.

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OMG, this should be illegal [Photos]
I think you have a perfectly shaped side bewb.
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This sexiness feels naughty…