When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

For the single, Valentine’s Day is a minefield. Happy couples walking the streets, holding hands and laughing, are just one of the groups you’ll want to mercilessly throttle for the crime of being annoying. Where can the single seek refuge? Not many places, but here’s a list of locations you’ll definitely want to avoid:
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Ah, Valentine’s Day. Roses, chocolates, gruesome beheadings…wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, here’s something Hallmark doesn’t play up in its yearly February cash grab – Saint Valentine, of course, became a saint due to martyrdom. Back then, sainthood wasn’t handed out unless you got murdered hor… Click to read more

Valentine’s Day – a holiday shoved down our throats by an uncaring cards and chocolates industry. You think people celebrated Valentine’s Day 100 years ago? Of course not, they were just trying to survive! But now that it’s here, we can at least choose to celebrate it on our terms – here are ten valentine sentiments sure to fr… Click to read more