Haters sh*t on Lindsay all the time for her “imperfections” but those people are delusional. Not because I think she’s “perfect” but because the reasons they give for her lack of attractiveness are EXACTLY what make her hot. I actually can’t take perfect 10s. I think they might be robots or genetically engineered… Click to read more

My ex-girlfriend turned me on… to Words With Friends this past summer, a full 2 years after this Scrabble-esque game first released. Even though we split, it wasn’t over the game (though she did concede two games I had going with her – so even in heartbreak, I won). Words are one of (my only) strongsuits, so if I’m ever gonna tap that @s… Click to read more

I really f*cking hate Valentine’s Day, but I’m a sucker for Bryan Adams’ song from 1991′s Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You”. It took me a hot minute to realize it was his power makeout ballad in this supercut from LoveFilm in which they were able to re-create the song via classic movie scen… Click to read more

Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured a 17-year-old girl with 34k boobs, a note from the Titanic to the icebergs, how to train your poop, a rude cat gamer, humping planes, a Death Star chick, and a sh*t creek paddle store. This week, we’ve got the new Apple iPho… Click to read more

We receive infographics from time to time and we always find some enlightening insight but this one takes the cake. Who the fudge is spending money on a Valentine’s Day gift(s) for their frickin’ pet? How f*cking lonely do you have to be? Is the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons real and is she skewing the numbers? I just can’t wrap my head arou… Click to read more

Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you’ve been putting off making decisions for some time now. Newsflash homie, procrastinating isn’t going to make the “holiday” disappear. The good news is that deciding what to do (or get) doesn’t have to be that d… Click to read more

On Valentine’s Day Titanic in 3D will screen in 44 cities across America. RSVPs for this free screening filled up in minutes last week. There is absolutely no way to get tickets, except through us! We are giving away two tickets to the fully booked February 14th screenings so you can see Titanic in 3D TWO months before anyone else. Talk about the ultimate Valent… Click to read more

The only time I had a girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, I got her a vibrator and she broke it. Needless to say, sex wasn’t the problem in that ‘ship. She also was the only one (I think) that wore super hot lingerie for me. So, the next woman I wife up must pass a test first: would you wear ANY of this sh*t that model Lauren “Violet” Budd i… Click to read more

Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs Pick Up Artist training and travels around the world giving seminars to guys on how to meet women. Richard won’t show you how to be a player. He will show you how to start conversations, set up dates using online websites like Match.com and how to properly text/talk on the… Click to read more

Remember Valentine’s Day? You went on that speed dating adventure then proposed to your sister? Yeah. That holiday blows. But luckily some smart guy came up with a holiday that blows even more – this time in a good way. March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day! Now, the majority of chicks hate b-jobs and I hear red meat makes a man’s “sauce” smell and/or taste like absolute garbage, so you can imagine how pumped chicks around the globe are right now. See a couple meaty videos after the jump!

With 58% of the total votes, COED users selected the Eminem-Dr. Dre-Skylar Grey collabo “I Need A Doctor“. Could be because everyone’s sick! This week’s edition of Al Jones’ Songs of the Week is sure to as much of a game changer as Carmelo going to the Knicks. Maybe that is a little far fetched, but it’s got a couple of songs that are sure to bri… Click to read more

I always assumed the internet masses would rather eat a bucket of KFC with Ron “Tater Salad” White than sip an 18 year-old scotch with Charles Bukowski, but this is ridiculous. As displayed in the screengrabs above and below, 9 of the 20 most Googled terms on Valentine’s Night 2011 revolved around remarkably unromantic American chain restaurants. Sure, not everyone can have a free Taco Party like the winners of Conan O’Brien’s VD Explosion, but if you really want your date to stay open for business, you might want to pony up a couple extra greenbacks for that fancy place down the street. You know the one with the chandeliers and silverware? Stay classy, interwebs and F*** YOU, Economy. See the full list of most Googled terms on Valentine’s Night after the jump!

• The most absurd Youtube workouts out there
• Charlie Sheen is now giving anti-drug talks to students
• Adam Sandler vs. Justin Bieber…who won?
• The real cost of Valentines Day
• A real life Mario Kart. HAHAHA

While most of us single dudes will be hitting up the bar for some chicks with low self-esteem tonight that doesn’t mean you can’t show them a night of passionate puddin’ pumpin’ to renew their faith in love. For those with significant others, we feel for ya. Gifts are cool, but when it comes down to crunch time, MUSIC makes the people COME together (if you smell what the Rock is cookin’). In honor of this day’s mushiness (and smooshiness) resident music expert Al Jones made this ultimate love mix to make the girl you plan to gut weak in the knees. See Al’s playlist after the jump!

In early April 2009, EnglishRussia.com reported there was a new photo trend sweeping Russia thanks to a girl named “Vilena” who took a self shot pic in which her butt was raised and her head was lowered with her eyes looking at the camera. Call me crazy, but I’m 99% sure this pose existed before the random Ruskie came long. Just look at “World’s Biggest Whore” and awesome adult film star Bree Olson who re-created the signature look before our interview with her in March 2009. As you can see from Bree, the pose makes the lovely lady hump look like a heart, so we thought it’d be fitting to make a gallery of Vilena Valentines for your lonely single ass. Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like our women to celebrate Valentine’s Day. See the pics after the jump!