For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and  spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free.  So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you throug… Click to read more

 

Ah, Valentine’s Day. Roses, chocolates, gruesome beheadings…wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, here’s something Hallmark doesn’t play up in its yearly February cash grab – Saint Valentine, of course, became a saint due to martyrdom. Back then, sainthood wasn’t handed out unless you got murdered hor… Click to read more

5) “Two Spoons” or “Two Straws”
Cold Stone Creamery, Dylan’s Candy Bar, Carvel or any local ice cream shop can make a romantic date.  Find the table as far away from overweight ice cream shoppers and screaming children.  Move your chair in close, and keep the conversation to whispers.
4) White Castle?

Reservations are requ… Click to read more

“Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like new kitty cat while your woman shops for your gift.” – Oh please.  How retarded, patently false, and worst of all of low quality pimp handed-ness.  Snoop would not be impressed.
In honer of cupid’s day I present to you a group of guys who live by the same imbecile’s creed. If that… Click to read more

For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free. So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you through the dry period afterward, if you happen to f**k things up.

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