Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Leave all wide-receiver jokes at the door.
Who woulda thunk it: the IRS is the one claiming pure BS.
What would get you tail in ’77 will kill you in ’07.
VIDEO: if this video is real, I’m horrified.
If you take the M1 bus in NYC, you may be late for work – a whole week late.
The biggest turn-on for a man is…bacon?
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