We receive infographics from time to time and we always find some enlightening insight but this one takes the cake. Who the fudge is spending money on a Valentine’s Day gift(s) for their frickin’ pet? How f*cking lonely do you have to be? Is the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons real and is she skewing the numbers? I just can’t wrap my head arou… Click to read more

Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who’ve sacrificed for the security of our nation. COED wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for them. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today’s Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint. Yeah, it’s awesome.

For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and  spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free.  So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you throug… Click to read more

Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who’ve sacrificed for the security of our nation. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today’s Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint.

For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free. So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you through the dry period afterward, if you happen to f**k things up.

Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Exclamation point!
If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorle… Click to read more

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This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!
Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-… Click to read more

I love it when multi-million dollar companies realize the humor and irony in their establishment, using their disadvantages to their everybody’s advantage.
This Valentine’s Day save yourself a few hundred-thousand dollars and treat your significant other to a candlelit dinner at White Castle. It’s uber-romantico, and as tastefu… Click to read more