February 16, 2009
- 4:29 pm
By jaywilli

Pat Riley masterminded a brilliant trade as the Miami Heat traded Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Toronto Raptors for Jermaine O’Neal, Jamario Moon, and a lottery-protected first round draft pick. Basically he dominated former NBA Executive of the Year, Bryan Colangelo, and now has a team that can make some waves in the East this postseason. This trade is so much better for the Heat on so many levels. (more…)
Tags: 2010, beach, beaches, canada, colangelo, dwyane wade, florida, mario chalmers, miami, miami heat, michael beasley, mike beasley, NBA-Draft, olympics, pat riley, salary, shawn marion, snow, sun, Toronto Raptors, udonis halsem, usa
December 8, 2008
- 1:15 pm
By Rob - UPENN

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed this warning: Barack Obama is not Keanu Reeves. This world is not the Matrix, or The Day… and Barack is not Neo or Klatuu. (more…)
Tags: 3 Reasons Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves, America, barack-obama, crisis, economy, financial crisis, government, housing crisis, keanu, keanu reeves, Matrix, military, robert gates, security, The Day the Earth Stood Still, us, usa
November 7, 2008
- 9:30 am
By jaywilli

In shocking news out of the NBA earlier this week, the Detroit Pistons traded Chauncey Billups, Antonio McDyess, and Chiekh Samb to the Denver Nuggets in exchange for Allen Iverson. On the surface, this appears to be a win-win trade for both teams – but for the Pistons, this deal opens the door for so much more.
The Pistons were slowly becoming the league’s most boring team outside of San Antonio. They’ve had the same core of team-first guys for five years, never do anything spectacular, and were a gambler’s dream come true when it came down to picking the loser of the Eastern Conference Finals. (more…)
Tags: allen iverson, cap room, chauncey billups, chris bosh, Denver Nuggets, Detroit Pistons, lebron, lebron-james, Money, NBA-Draft, olympic team, usa
September 19, 2008
- 11:30 am
By COED Staff
We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently extremely-troubled Maverick small forward, he states, ” ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ is going on. I don’t celebrate this [expletive]. I’m black.” He then goes on to make a comment about Barack Obama.
This was first reported by Eddie Sefko of the Dallas Morning News, and has allegedly been ‘handled’ already by Dallas owner Mark Cuban by means of “communication-skill sessions” during camp in upcoming weeks.
Add this to his admission to marijuana use and his arrest for speeding and reckless driving in North Carolina, and now the Mavs are biting their hands when they realize that they probably could have landed defensive menace Artest from the Kings in exchange for Howard.
Who would have ever thought that Artest would ever be the better character guy in a one-for-one swap in any NBA trade? The Mavs certainly didn’t think so at the beginning of the summer, but now they might be starting to change their mind.
(Image: D210.tv)
Tags: America, arrest, Artest, barack-obama, cops, Dallas, drugs, election, expletive, football, howard, Josh Howard, Kings, marijuana, Mark Cuban, Mavericks, national-anthem, NBA, police, president, race, racist, Ron Artest, Star Spangled Banner, stupid, summer, trade, usa, weed, youtube
August 23, 2008
- 7:46 am
By COED Staff
We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know them well. However, given the recent sh*t storm of the Russian/Georgian conflict, even we knew this was coming.
Let’s go down the list of necessary qualifications: Biden has been known to cross partisan lines in the past (Check) ; He has more international experience than almost every other senator (Check); He is an older white guy that redneck southerners can say they voted for (Check); He is not Hillary Clinton (question mark).
On paper and in person, Joe Biden could be the smartest Vice-Presidential pick in recent history. Anyone who listens to him talk thinks back to the days of old school leaders, not politicians or beaurocrats. The question is now, will it be enough. McCain’s “Straight-talk Express” is driving him right back into the race, and if he announces his VP soon, we can have ourselves a pretty decent race on our hands.
Tags: barack-obama, Biden, election, hilary clinton, joe biden, mccain, obama, president, Presidential-Race, usa, Vice President, vote, white-house
August 13, 2008
- 3:40 pm
By COED Staff

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been sitting around on the couch, watching the best athletes in the world compete for international greatness while you stuff your face with Funyuns and refill your beer helmet thinking, “Where the hell do all these amazing athletes come from?”
Well, if they’re from the United States, they probably come from these nine schools, where some of the best athletes in the 2008 Beijing Summer Games developed their medal-winning talent. No place provides for top-notch coaching like college. And these nine schools have provided more Olympians than any others in the country. So get ready to find out where you should have gone to school. (more…)
Tags: 2008 summer games, 2008 summer olympic games, anthony famiglietti, anthony famiglietti2008 olympics, beijing, beijing 2008, florida, ohio state, olympic colleges, olympics, stanford, team usa, texas, top 9 olympic athele producing colleges, UCLA, us olympic team, usa, usc
August 13, 2008
- 11:27 am
By COED Staff
Tags: 2008 olympics, Alicia Sacramone, alicia sacramone ass, alicia sacramone boobs, alicia sacramone hot, alicia sacramone is hot, alicia sacramone nude, alicia sacramone pics, alicia sacramone pictures, alicia sacramone sexy, beijing 2008, beijing olympics, gymnastics, olympic gymnastics, olympics, us gymnastics, usa, women's gymnastics
July 13, 2008
- 4:02 am
By COED Staff
Tags: 2008 olympics, 2008 summer games, 2008 summer olympic games, beijing, beijing 2008, florida, ohio state, olympic colleges, olympics, stanford, team usa, texas, top 9 olympic athele producing colleges, UCLA, us olympic team, usa, usc
July 13, 2008
- 4:01 am
By COED Staff
#6 University of North Carolina
Number of 2008 Olympians: 14

Sunny North Carolina owns the U.S. women’s field hockey team, with six of their olympians in Beijing for that sport alone. In fact, every single Olympian from UNC is female. This is the first Olympics since 1996 in Atlanta that the U.S. has had a qualifying field hockey team. And they snagged the 11th spot out of 12 teams chosen. But don’t fret, field hockey players are sometimes super hot, so now we can oogle over those ladies, instead of just the volleyball players.
Women (14)















#5 The University of California – Berkeley
Number of 2008 Olympians: (15)

Sneaking in the fifth place spot, UC Berkeley arrived in Beijing with gold(?), sliver and bronze medal winners. And in 2008, swimmer Natalie Coughlin already has three medals under her swimsuit, winning bronze in the 200-meter individual medley, silver in the 400 free, and gold in the 100-meter backstroke, bring her total medal count, for ‘o4 and ‘08, to eight. And that’s just what one of these Golden Bears can do.
Men (4)




Women (11)












#4 The University of Texas – Austin
Number of Olympians (16)

With seven repeat olympians, look out for Texas to dominate–or at least make a splash–in swimming, and hauling-ass in track and field. Former Longhorn Garrett Weber-Gale already helped the US team bring in gold and set world records in the nail-bitting men’s 400-meter relay. And Texas-Ex Cat Osterman continues to help the US softball team blaze their way through the competition, on their way to total world domination.
Men (11)











Women (5)






Source: NBCOlympics.com
Tags: 2008 olympics, 2008 summer games, 2008 summer olympic games, beijing, beijing 2008, florida, ohio state, olympic colleges, olympics, stanford, team usa, texas, top 9 olympic athele producing colleges, UCLA, us olympic team, usa, usc