The highly anticipated release of Captain America: The First Avenger is finally upon us and though many countries tried to block its distribution or change its name, Marvel’s real American hero is poised to break all kinds of records at the box office. As we told you in Wrap It Up, there’s a teaser trailer for The Avengers after Captain America’s credits roll, so be on the lookout for that. In the meantime, to get you amped for what could be THE superhero film of the summer, we’ve rallied the truly choice troops donning red, white, and blue into a gallery that does Ol’ Glory right. Check out the pics of Patriotic Hotties after the jump.

This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don’t worry, we won’t though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

Throughout all this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue madness, we tend to lose sight of the newcomers, the rookies, the n00bz who are poised to become the next big things in swimsuit wearing. So, with everyone drooling over Irina and some of the other vets (and rightfully so), we decided to shine the spotlight on the 8 women competing for a spot in the 2012 issue in SI’s Model Search : Catrinel Menghia, Elena Baguci, Elisandra Tomacheski, Tamiris Souza Freitas, Kasia Gogolkiewicz, Jessica Perez, and Jasmine Tookes.

This week’s viewing schedule is jam-packed with action, adventure, and bad vocals. There are some new shows premiering this week as well as some old favorites returning. So warm up your channel-changing thumb and get ready for some action!

This week in TV brings you a few treats to jingle your bells. Prepare for a series premiere, two season finales, and…Doctor Who Christmas! We’re putting these shows on our nice list.

It’s that time of year again – the most wonderful time of the year featuring a whole lotta finales and holiday specials.

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get a first look at America’s cutest cat…there’s definitely something that will tickle your fancy!

 
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Happy Columbus Day, e’erybody! Last year, we proudly hailed Spain’s Sexiest Discoveries. This year, we celebrate the day on which an Italian discovered “America” for Spain with another edition of our popular showdown. Normally, we pit one party against another, but for this special occasion, we’re goin’ all Three’s Company on yer ass! That’s right, women from Italy, Spain, and the good ol’ US of A face off to lay claim to hottest Columbus Day descendants. Let’s set sail for sexiness!

To quote the great Justin Bieber, “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.” This week will have television fans echoing these deep and complex emotions of the pre-pubescent pop star. There is plenty to tune in to this week, with lots of exciting premieres and gripping finales. Turn on your TV and start watching!

HBO is rolling out its finales this week, so brace yourself for a busy night on Sunday! But HBO isn’t the only game in town this week. There are many other delightful premieres and finales scheduled, so tune in for a jam-packed week of awesomeness.

USA and Syfy are rolling out plenty of new shows this week. While USA and Syfy dominate this week’s schedule, there are still plenty of other goodies, too. So check out what this week has to offer!

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn’t pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we’re out of the World Cup doesn’t mean that we’re out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we’re pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.