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Remember back in the day – you know, like ‘97 – when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

In this recent photo of Jay-Z we see Hova trying to pull off a new look we are dubbing, The Urkel. It might just be the glasses and the geeky look he has on his face, but it seems like Jay-Z is trying to bring mid-90’s family sitcom nerdiness into style. That’s all cool with us. But if he starts snorting when he laughs, that’s where we draw the line.

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