Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

A new report has linked alcohol consumption to one in 25 of all deaths worldwide. The study, conducted by a team from the University of Toronto, found that the average amount of alcohol consumed worldwide is 12 drinks-per-week. In the United States, that number jumps up to 17-per-week, whereas in the Middle East (where alcohol is widely banned) that number drops to 1.3. But Europe takes the award for biggest lushes…