With the New York Comedy Festival kicking off November 4th in New York City, Dane Cook has been making the morning show rounds promoting the festival and his gig at Madison Square Garden. We’re certainly big fans of the NYCF, but we can’t seem to wrap our brains around Dane Cook’s inclusion in an otherwise stellar lineup.  I mean he was voted #1 in our 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All-Time.  Maybe it would make more sense if he were playing the New York Biggest-Jackass-Orator Festival? Just saying.

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In the industry, the name ‘Carrot Top’ goes hand-in-hand with sh!tty comedy. In fact, his act is like the punchline of a joke; a joke that makes him millions each year playing in front of tourists in Vegas. The steroid-induced, plastic surgery-hybrid funnyman has some painfully awful bits. Here’s how a Vegas site describes his act: The award-winning comedy of “Carrot Top” keeps his audience laughing as he unpacks trunk loads of crazy props and wacky inventions. But what are the all time worst Carrot Top routines? Here’s my pick for the worst five. (more…)