When it comes to New Year’s Eve, I feel like Asians (totally stereotyping here) know a lot about how to celebrate it in style. Apparently, they also know a lot about underboobs (coincidentally, not stereotypical) because these ladies are fantastic. Apparently, the Japanese even have a word for the type of reverse-cleavage, called shitapai. I know that it’s a real word because I googled it and a bunch of anime porn came up.

The Daily Mail reported that Premiere League (that’s soccer) star Jermaine Pennant dumped his fiancee and missed his son’s first birthday to be with 25 year old model (and COED favorite) Alice Goodwin. Apparently, the dude has a sorted past, at one point cheating on sexy WAG Amii Grove who then destroyed six figures worth of his designer clothing. He then courted Hollyoaks actress and former Miss COED Jennifer Metcalfe and went back and forth between her and Grove and was even engaged to the model. Dude’s doing something right. It’d be wrong of us to deprive you of Alice Goodwin’s hottest handbras. Check ‘em out along with the other girls he banged then vote in our poll to see who’s hottest after the jump

One might assume we’re all boob guys here at COED, butt we have a deep appreciation for plump rumps as well. With the summer heat b*tch slapping everyone in sight, clothes come off at a record pace and chicks take more risks with their choice of threads. We’re huge fans of the Daisy Dukes because they provide us with eye teasers like the whale tail and the underbutt. Underboob’s cool and all but underbutt is something few can master. Luckily for you, we’ve found pics of the few, the proud, the pristine and stuffed ‘em into this revealing gallery. Check it out after the jump.

We’d like to think that we’re professional posers… wait a minute, that came out wrong. What we mean is we’re pros at pickin’ out poses. Sh*t, every dude off the streets knows the hand bra, arm bra, sand bra, and the hair bra. But what about the Vilena? The Alba Ass? The Point of Boob? The Poon Dune? Yeah, we take posing to a whole ‘nother level. Well, one of the poses that gets overlooked is the knee bra. Let us draw  your attention to this underappreciated nipple blocker with the photo gallery below.

Last night, the US Men’s National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a little big something you’ll get a kick out of. We’ve compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.

June 1st is Heidi Klum‘s birthday. The now 38 year old  international supermodel is featured in a new “Got Milk?” ad, whichs shows her getting ready for the red carpet with the signature white milk mustache on her upper lip. Those ads make us think dirty thoughts, but we have one suggestion for the wiz kids behind the campaign – MORE HANDBRAS. Heidi’s the reigning Queen of the Handbra, so it’s only fitting we celebrate her birthday with her hottest holds that will make you hold your breath. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump. That Seal is one lucky dude.

On May 20th, 1873 Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a U.S. patent for their brand of blue jeans with copper rivets. We honestly can’t thank Levi and Jake enough for their epic contribution to the fashion world. Because of their efforts, women everywhere have the ability to show off their curves and look hot while keeping it casual. In the case of this photo gallery we pulled of girls in tight ass jeans, we’re keeping it REAL casual – like tops-are-optional casual. Sure they might be hard to get on and off but it’s worth it. Don’t worry, we didn’t include mom jeans.

• Tattoo of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Teeth
• Animated GIFS of Sofia Vergara Bouncing
• Real & Fictional Addresses of Superheroes in NYC
• Jessica Jane-Clement’s Awesome Lingerie Pics
• Tornadoes Gone Wild!
• NFL Draft Drinking Game
• Michelle Baker’s Sexy GWorld Intimates Photo Shoot

See more awesome links after the jump!

Motivational posters were originally created to uplift the spirit. Then the internet community gave us demotivational posters, which poke fun at the cutesy tame material with pictures of massive fails paired with snarky commentary. The practice then evolved into focusing on the female form, more specifically, the titty. While some lump these into demotivational, we find them pretty damn inspiring. Makes us want to start a strip club or become a plastic surgeon. To honor those creative wizards who aptly apply thick black borders and witty captions to jaw dropping pics, we’ve pulled together 72 of the best breast-related demotivational (or motivational) posters on the web. Check ‘em out after the jump!

April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. It’s a pretty sweet design that’s *almost* as awesome as America’s. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters – each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger. The Brits sure do have a bunch of buxom babes that have managed to subdue American audiences with their superhuman “union jacks”: Kelly Brook, Jordan (Katie Price), Keeley Hazell, Lindsey Strutt, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, and Jakki Degg. Now, we bring you the very best of their boob’s bottoms.

March 3rd is Hinamatsuri, which is Japanese for “Doll Festival“, and also known as “Girls’ Day” or Momo no sekku, which means “Peach Festival”. Though not a national holiday in Japan, many families with girls will pray for their growth and happiness by placing special dolls called hina-ningyo on a five- or seven-tiered display covered in red carpet and shower them with peach blossoms. We’re all for growth and happiness at COED, especially when it comes to busty Japanese babes with awesome underboob. That’s why we’ve compiled this photo gallery of grown ass girls who would make any guy “grow” and be happy. The gods heard their families’ prayers, that’s for sure.

It’s been an intense couple of days for the ladies appearing in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The announcement surrounding who’d be featured came this past Friday, then Letterman had the ladies on The Late Show to do his Top Ten list. From there, they waited anxiously to find out who would be on the cover. Who would’ve thought wearing a bathing suit could be so stressful? Well, you wouldn’t know it by looking at these sexy SIrens as they arrive at the Ed Sullivan Theater yesterday for the taping of last night’s episode.

We’re officially one step closer to knowing which stunning swimsuit model will own the cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Friday night, SI unveiled the 17 featured models that will fill the pages of the overly-anticipated issue set to hit stands Tuesday, February 15th. There were a few surprises, most notably the absence of COED fave Daniella Sarahyba. But with returning veterans like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk and Julie Henderson, alongside some of 2010′s hottest rookies and this year’s batch of newbies, 2011 is shaping up to be the sexiest edition yet.

Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized – you know the girl’s hot but there’s no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM – our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, “Wow”. When you can get a wow out of us, you’re probably doing something right. We don’t need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she’s got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.

The NFL Pro Bowl is this Sunday, January 30th, and though the league made minor tweaks to get the fans more excited about the event, it’s not really moving the needle. The NFL could take a cue from the NHL All-Star Game and have the captains do a fantasy draft or they could turn it into an MTV Rock ‘n’ Jock type program where hot, chesty women in cut-off shirts bounce around trying to catch balls. Since the Super Bowl won’t have cheerleaders, we thought we’d fill that gaping void with some colossal cleavage. See the pics then vote for which conference has the hotter cheerleaders after the jump!