Uncle Jesse says, “Have Mercy” [Bastardly]

UCLA Medical Center: L.A.’s Newest Hot-Spot [College Candy]

Boston College Warns Against Super Bowl Partying. GO [Barstool Sports]

FedEx Warns Employees About Super Bowl Monday “Be At Work Or Else” [Fedex]

Katherine Heigl Gives Us Some Nipple Action [Egotastic]

Can Bill Cosby Rap? [Entertainment Weekly]

The temperature rises in Tempe [Maxim]

Steroid chick [Macho Video]

You a Boston fan? This one’s for you… [Myspace]

This guy looks like Vince Vaughn’s Alien twin [Just Jared]

Jailbait [Popoholic]

Katie Lohmann’s T*ts Pose for Bentley [Grumpiest]

Everything was going great with that blonde in Sociology. You thought you were definitely in when you started joking around with her on the first day of class about the plural of the word syllabus: ‘Is it syllabi or syllabuseseseses?’That’s air-tight.

Things progressed along nicely for the next few weeks. She opened up to you about how her dog was killed in a freak badmitton accident. Another senseless death dealt by the shuttle cock. You told her about your fear of snakes. ‘It’s not so much that they bite, but that they move without legs.’ And then right when you were sure she was into you, WAM!, she extends an invitation to girls’ night (‘You know, we’ll just have some sangria, throw in The Notebook and have a good cry’). Next, she asks you to hook her up with your buddy. Way to go, bro: You’ve ended up in The Friend Zone. (more…)