I know that everyone’s excited for Gathering of the Juggalos, the premiere gathering of Insane Clown Posse fanatics. Hopefully, you’re not a fan of their “music,” you only care about the total @ss-clowns that go and show off how bad life really can get. Just imagine having one of these fuggalos (that’s fugly-juggalos) as your girlfriend. Non-posse girls already take forever to put their makeup on, imagine having to wait an extra two hours for these jugga-hos just to go see Tila Tequila get feces thrown at her.

Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler.
It’s these battling… Click to read more

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer better than odd ornaments that make people feel uncomfortable. Deck the halls with…tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? At least they’re festive, I guess.
Check out the odd ornaments gallery after the jump.… Click to read more

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.
We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.
Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump.… Click to read more

Dammmnit my Grandma left the house without pants again.
Check it out after the jump…… Click to read more