As we get older, men realize that women are always changing (their minds, their outfits, their stance on BJs, etc). In order to help us sort through the opposite sex and their difficult personalities, we’ve tapped into our superior raw intellect and brain-power to show you the different types of girls you “knew” in high school. If I’d had this kind of tool when I was actually in high school, I would have fathered five children by now. Illegitimately, of course. Check out our list after the jump.

Variety is the spice of life. Your world, your workplace, your community, and/or your campus are filled to the brim with all kinds of wonderful girls. While it would be unfair to lump them all into a few general classifications, the more you get “involved” with them, the more you start to notice patterns. Check out the 10 types of girls you’ll most likely hook up with over the course of your life after the jump!

When you take college girls, feed them alcohol and put them in a bar environment, a remarkable thing happens: their behavior falls into remarkably consistent patterns. Based on our research, we’ve identified five types of girls you’re likely to meet in a college bar.

All girls are rare and beautiful snowflakes — this much we know.
Yet when you take college girls, feed them alcohol and put them in a bar environment, a remarkable thing happens: their behavior falls into remarkably consistent patterns. Based on our research, we’ve identified five types of girls you’re likely to meet in a college bar.… Click to read more