Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features the meme possibilities of the new nude ad for Two and a Half Men, leisure diving, Reddit’s co-founder in ur internetz, the teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man reboot, Kenny Britt getting molested by Britney Spears, The Hunger Games animated poster, Jennifer Hawkins in next to nothing, Lindsay Ellingson in lingerie, Annalynne McCord getting egg’d, Ken Jeong photobombing Kate Upton’s GQ shoot, the Big Boob issue of Nuts, JediBot, a preview of Jersey Shore Season 4 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

While we’re hardly TV snobs (hey, it’s not called the “boob tube” for nothing) there are some shows we definitely can’t stand. Fortunately, we do have people with the common sense to know when it’s time to pull the plug. But often times, we get television programs that don’t know when to stay dead after jumping the shark. Like a zombie, they lurch across our TV screens and eat away at every last brain cell until we’re mute vegetables unable to change the channel. Here’s a top ten list of the television shows which manage to suck hard while dominating the ratings!

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The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey’s motto is work hard and play harder… as if you couldn’t figure that out based on the recent company she’s been keeping.

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.
But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narr… Click to read more