Last week, we brought you demotivational posters about… The Game… sh*t. We, and subsequently YOU, just lost. Anyway, this week’s all about #WINNING with demotes (that’s the new hot slang for demotivational posters) that feature the BEST game ever: Twister. Why? Because smoking hot women wearing next to nothing LOVE it. If you’re a struggling TV network and need ratings bad, broadcast barely clothed babes contorting on a polka dot mat and you’re ACES, baby. Place your index finger on the red gallery button to check out the hotness after the jump.

When thinking about the mythical male fantasy that is the slumber party, three things come to mind: pillow fights, girls kissing girls and the most brilliant of games – Twister. Sure, these things really do happen at slumber parties, but the reality is, the girls are rarely as hot and wear a helluva lot more clothes. So with that, we say f**k reality! Like pillow fighting and girls kissing, Twister is best played by sexy girls, wearing as few clothes as possible.