For years Star Wars fans have had to deal with the indignation of not being properly represented in the flash drive arena. You either had to buy the same one as everyone else and put a Yoda sticker on it, or buy one that was badly painted to look like Darth Vader.

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers!