How to Get Kicked in The Face [Video]

Only about the first 15 seconds of this video are interesting. But because it’s in French, it takes another minute and 45 seconds to provide the context. So if you only want to watch the super sweet part, here’s what happens: One dude tries to pull some lame prank on a passerby in a hat. The prankster takes off running, right past another random dude, who just happens to be awesome at karate. Now, watch.

Thank You Shaq For Beach Volleyball Butts [PICS]

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We vowed to stay miles away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq’s Big Challenge.  I mean c’mon, the world needs a Shaq reality show like we need six balls.  Our philosophy was if we just ignore it, it will go away.

It was good plan and it very well might have worked had the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh not been pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen as I flipped across ABC.  Shaq was taking on the US Beach Volleyball Super-Duo May-Treanor and Walsh and I must admit I watched.  I liked.  Of course Misty and Kerri won in straight games, but the real winner of this match-up is you.

Once again, we bring you the beach volleyball butts of the Greatest Sport on Earth.  Thank you, Shaq.

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Time To Fire Your Manager

claptonReally, can anything go wrong with a celebrity endorsement? OK, other than their latest movie/album/TV show turning into a flop. Or them getting caught on camera beating a hooker while wearing your clothing line.

OK, so a lot can go wrong. But maybe nothing is worse than when the celebrity’s troubles have a cruel, ironic connection to the product they’re endorsing, turning your multimillion dollar ad campaign into an exercise in unintentional hilarity.

Check out The 5 Most Ill-Advised Celebrity Endorsements Ever

When All Else Fails, Try The Naked Man

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“The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand like the forward pass in football or the slam dunk in basketball,” said Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) during last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother.” And we think he’s right.

A revolution in man-dom, “The Naked Man” is a last-resort move to get laid, used when you have nothing to lose at the end of a mediocre first date. And it all comes from the prophet, Mitch. In the beginning of last night’s episode, Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin’s date, Mitch sitting on the couch buck naked. Mitch, explaining his lack of clothing, tells Ted all the rules to the Naked Man:  (more…)

30 Rock Tonight: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Revisited

Not only is Thursday officially All Hallows Eve-Eve, but it also marks the long anticipated return of 30 Rock.  So what better way to celebrate this spooky-scary day of sweetness than with Tracy Jordan’s instant Halloween classic Werewolf Bar Mitzvah?  There is none.  You are welcome.

Check Out the Original Clip and The Full Song After The Jump.

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Will There Or Won’t There Be An Office Spinoff

Plans to expand the Dunder Mifflin paper manufacturing brand have been shredded.

It was rumored that NBC was planning a spin off for The Office, but executive producer Greg Daniels is now “said to be creating an entirely different series (possibly a workplace comedy) built around Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler.”

No details have been released but NBC higher ups have said that The Office 2.0 is “definitely not alive at this point.”

Skins: Teenage Kicks of the Brits

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For years us British viewers have been bombarded with US shows that supposedly depict the lives of teenagers and British telly had never been able to compete…until now.

Skins exploded onto British television and into the consciousness of young viewers in late 2006 and early 2007. The raw energy, humour, wit, and intelligence of the show was unbelievable and never seen before. Skins deals with issues such as drugs, sexuality, race and the difficulties of growing up. It’s British youth culture to the max.

The fast-paced energy of Skins mimics the flow of hormones that surge in the blood of real teenagers. The issues and storylines are entertaining yet easy to relate to or emphasize with. The characters are far from the typical one-dimensional entity, with the writers really getting into the minds of the individual they have created, rather than simply having them ‘exist’. The episodes focus on one character, specifically on the issues they are battling with along with how they manage themselves in the real world. (more…)

The Daily Shocker: The Trollsen Twins

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PETA, an organization known for whoring out women “for the cause” as much as their anti-fur sentiments, dedicate an entire website to the Olsen Twins for whoring out fur.

College Candy offers up some gifts to get your mom this holiday season. Better them than us – my mom would be not be too pleased with a gravity bong.

“This Game Show Host Was Hospitalized Today for a Mild Myocardial Infarction”

Jessica Simpson is like, so ready for serious acting in movies and stuff.

Amy Wineshouse proves her love to caged hubby Blake…by arriving too late for visiting hours.

No bathroom is complete without a flat-panel TV/heated-towel rack.

Video Trifecta: Steve Brule

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Steve Brule is the hilarious alter-ego of Walk Hard star John C. Reilly on Adult Swim’s late night show Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job!

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“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah”: Full Version

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On a recent episode of the Emmy award-winning 30 Rock Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) was seen in a brief-but-hilarious music clip titled “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”

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