Snapping turtles are the mafiosos of the animal kingdom – you cross them and you’re sure as hell going to pay the price! In this amateur video, someone (the identity disclosed for their protection) caught this turtle hitman in the middle of drowning an associate, out of screaming distance, of course. Did he screw around with the don’s girlfriend? Or did he not make good on his gambling debts after a busted trifecta at the OTB? It’s best not to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong, but for now, watch this video for yourself! Capisce?

Mascots are supposed to represent your school, be an emblem of strength for your team, and to cause your opponent to piss their pants from fear. A good mascot will psych out the enemy with dead plastic eyes and murderous grins….these are not those.

Sunday marks the premier the sixth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. This show is a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Arguably the best show on television, Entourage, is in the middle of it’s fifth season. For those of you who watch the program, there are a lot of questions that still have to be answered before this season is up. And I’m stuck wondering how they are going to resolve some of the issues that are still out on the table. For those of you who don’t wa… Click to read more

Sunday marks the premier the fifth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stu… Click to read more

Next week on Entourage:
It seems like Vince’s new movie is in jeopardy and no one can reach Ari. E is upset because Walsh keeps calling him “Suit�? and won’t let him read the new ending to his script. Meanwhile, Turtle is upset because he broke his favorite bong, and Drama is worried his character is being written out of his show “Five Towns.�? Finally, Walsh lets… Click to read more

Apparently, one of the Internet fads is to misleadingly link to something, purposely directing poor users to Rick Astley’s music video for “Never Gonna Give You Up.” It’s the new internet sike.This IM convo completely breaks down the situation:
Nik: Have you ever been Rick Rolled?
Jason: Rick Rolled? What’s that?
Nik: Le… Click to read more

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on shark week… and that homosexual skateboarding dog isn’t one of them.
Dog That Never Learned to Bark

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles… Click to read more