We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger.
Now before you get too excited, sit back for a second and realize this is it – we have reached the limits of human creativity. There is nothing left to invent, nothing left to do.
My only gripe is the canned burger’s Kalorien intake; it’s a bit high for my tastes. I’m trying to cut back on Kohlenhydrates too, but hey – beggars can’t be choosers, right? At least it’s not like Spam. Wait…
Next stop: free universal health care!

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