We’ve all seen DirecTV’s “I Am Epic Win” commercial, it’s the follow up to the “Opulence, I Has It” spot that first aired in late July 2010. While many viewers fell in love with the “petite lap giraffe“, we couldn’t help but notice the two smokeshows by Gregor’s side. Then another pair of pretty girls showed up in this workout promo. While the brunette receives most of the focus, our eyes wandered to the blonde who goes neck in neck with the petite lap giraffe on the treadmills. WHO IS THAT GIRL?! Find out after the jump!

Next time you feel like flossin’ your street cred around an active treadmill, you might want to take your sandals off and lace up your One’s…… Click to read more

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The holidays are a time when people throw their diets and exercise routine out the window. But as we get closer to the New Year, we reflect on what changes we need to make to look and feel better. One suggestion: hop on the treadmill. Of course, not everyone can handle such a simple task as walking or jogging on a moving converyor belt. Just ask the people in these epic treadmill fail videos.

As she pedaled an elliptical exercise machine at the University of Oregon, Wen Lee’s face lit up like the light bulbs she was powering. “I could run my television with this,” the environmental studies graduate student said between breaths, making the three bulbs on the stand in front of her glow brighter as part of a demonstration of renewable people power.

This dude attempts to do a handstand on a moving treadmill. It does not go well.… Click to read more

My first all-nighter at the end of my freshman year taught me some important lessons about what my mind and body is capable of when placed under the stress that is going without sleep for more than 24 hours.
1) Between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m incapable of forming coherent sentences on paper and possibly aloud. I have some stellar thoughts, complex ideation that I… Click to read more

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles.
I understand the need to tuck your flab away, people – but when did, uh, eating less and exercising become such an arduous task, or at least one that’s put by the wayside for a girdle?
My point of all this nonsense is this. Scary, huh? Horrif… Click to read more