According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

Here at the College Candy offices, we watch a lot of TV. In our mindless daytime TV repertoire is everything you can ask for…if you’re asking for trash.But it’s good trash! Jerry Springer, The Price Is Right, Judge Judy, and then our favorite…back-to-back episodes of Maury.

I love Maury Povich. He’s pushing 70 and he can still instill fear into the toughest baby-daddy. And that, my friends, is admirable. After watching 2 episodes a day for the last few weeks, I’ve noticed a pattern from Maury. He’s not just a talk show host. He’s a teacher willing to listen, educate, and then find our real fathers. And because he’s a veritable saint, there are many things we could all learn from Mr. Povich.

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Money can buy everything – except class.

As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!

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