Exclusive “Splinterheads” Star, Rachael Taylor Bikini Photos!

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Here at COED, we like nothing more than finding a new super-hottie to tout on the Site. So when we received these pictures of Transformers’ (other) hottie, Rachael Taylor, we were downright giddy. Hailing from sunny Sydney, Australia, the 25-year-old beauty will be starring in the upcoming indi-licious romantic comedy, Splinterheads, which hits theaters this Friday.

To get you excited, here are some exclusive bikini candids from the set! Now, don’t say we’ve never done anything nice for you.

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

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It’s not hard for a bad movie to open on top of the weekend box office chart — a combination of heavy marketing, recognizable stars, and a simple concept pretty much assures it.  Every month, for example, a new bad horror movies comes and goes.  Remember The Messengers, Darkness Falls or Urban Legends: Final Cut?  They were all the #1 movie in America at one point.

Romantic comedies work the same way: Forces of Nature, Monster-in-Law, and Failure to Launch all topped the box office in their day.  And then there’s the awful kids’ movies that lazy parents pay for: Scooby DooPokemonThe Pacifier…and the list goes on.

The thing about all these movies is that they’re passively bad.  Everybody already knew they would suck, and they’re quickly forgotten.  Sometimes, however, a movie opens at #1 that is really bad.  Offensively bad.  Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad.  Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.  (more…)

10 Megan Fox Quotes That Will Make You Go Hmmm…

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OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they’ve at all effected how hot we think she is – we’re just concerned is all… (more…)

Top 20 Classic Toys Hollywood Has Ignored

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Vide-O-gazm: Firetruck vs. Firetruck

Holy sh*t! If you have never seen two firetrucks slam into each other at top speed, you don’t know what you’ve been missing. Next we have a chimp riding a Segway. Then Sarah Palin shows off her swimsuit wearing abilities. A girl checks herself for freshness. And lovely Latina Roberta gets her white shirt wet on TV. Almost Transformers is kind of like regular Transformers but with less rad and more funny. And Feist has a new video for “Honey Honey”.

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Megan Fox Transformers Audition Tape

This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie history.

Of course, we are talking about Megan Fox. We are VERY glad they cut this quasi-monologue from the film, because it sounds gay and she sounds retarded. I guess every now and then Michael Bay gets it right.

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No Transformers Action Figure for Megan Fox

Sorry fanboy’s, but it looks like Hasbro will not be releasing an action figure of Megan Fox for next year’s toy line based on Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

Fox, who portrays Michaela, is Shia Lebouf’s girlfriend in the live action Transformers movies, directed by Michael Bay. Since the movie is based on a Hasbro toyline, a series of action figures will be produced to coincide with the films release.

Entertainment News International reports that Megan is not excited at the prospect of being an action figure. According to the website, Fox was quoted that she told Hasbro officials, “that I would literally commit suicide if they made an action figure of me.” She repeated, “I will kill myself.”

So, if you’re one of the many who thought an action figure was the closest you’d ever get to feeling up Megan, it looks like you have a better chance of feeling the real thing. In the mean time, we suggest you quelch your dispair with our collection of every Megan Fox gallery on the internet.

The Complete Megan Fox Web Gallery Index: Circa July 2008

We all know Megan Fox is hot–hell, she’s the hottest chick we’ve ever laid eyes on. So instead of making you search the Internet endlessly for pictures of this badass brunette beauty, we’ve compiled the Complete Megan Fox Web-Gallery Index, which includes every single Megan Fox photo gallery on the Internet (excluding duplicates). Sure, we could have missed some–we’re only human, you know. (If so, tell us in the comments and we’ll throw it up.)

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Megan Fox Is Now Single

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Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.

From HollywoodRag.com:

A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about
Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him
.”

She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last
week. (more…)

Live-Action “Akira” Announced, Produced By… Leonardo DiCaprio?

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Teaming up with Warner Bros., DiCaprio is producing a live-action version of Akira, one of the most beloved Anime films. The original Akira, which was based on a manga series of the same name, dealt with teenage biker gangs in “New Tokyo,” set in the year 2019.

There is far more to say about this masterwork, but what’s important is that the live action Akira has an all-new storyline, based in “New Manhattan” – and it may be separated into two parts, or two stand-alone movies, as IGN reports. Color me intrigued… (more…)