It doesn’t take an overpaid Hollywood executive to figure out how to make a summer blockbuster. In fact, we’re pretty confident that any guy with a camera and YouTube account can whip up his own pretty quickly using our formula. Oh and you’ll probably also need access to a few major Hollywood stars…but they shouldn’t be too hard to find.

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

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This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie histo… Click to read more

This 23-year-old Australian actress is set to appear in the upcoming sequal Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen along side super-hottie, Megan Fox. She’s the girlfriend of Entourage‘s Vince Chase and was recently involved in a car crash while riding with actor Shia LaBeouf. The blogs are now a-buzz with an affair between the two. But who care… Click to read more

Yeah, yeah, we know – it’s 2008. So why talk about the movies of 2009 so soon?
With the advent of viral marketing and extremely early teaser trailers being leaked eons before a movie is scheduled for release, you can never be too early to start talking about films. Hell, you’re lucky this list isn’t about the most anticipated movies o… Click to read more

I despise Michael Bay – not because of his back catalog of overstuffed, budget-husking flicks (The Rock and Bad Boys were A-OK action fluff IMHO). There are hundreds-upon-hundreds of hacks in Hollywood; to pick out Bay as the single, solitary bane of moviemaking existence is plausible, but not probable.
I despise Michael Bay for being such a jaded, w… Click to read more