After seeing the video of the drunk guy at Coachella last weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

Ex-porn star Niki Bellucci spins house music – topless.
While Bellucci’s skills as a DJ are open for debate it’s a moot point anyhow: who would really take to heart the actual skills of a topless DJ? You don’t go to a club a female topless DJ/ex-porn star is spinning to hear her cut up house mixes; you go see her to see her.
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