Growing up, I never really questioned what I learned in school. If I did, I usually received a healthy dose of ‘shut the f*ck up’. So I went through my years in the classroom blindly accepting what was thrown my way – more concerned about getting good grades than actually learning what happened. What does this have to do with the first traile… Click to read more

Tonight (1/27) you can watch Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie on demand. What better way to wet your weird whistle than with Will Forte trying to satisfy your sword needs. If Dr. Steve Brule can get his own show, Will Forte’s character should get a 15 minute time slot at 1am on Sundays. I personally loved MacGruber and after all’s said a… Click to read more

We’re big fans of mashups and recut trailers. This lil diddy from Booya Pictures (via Funny or Die) mashes “We Bought a Zoo” with “Shawshank Redemption” and “The Green Mile”. It’s an early favorite for recut trailer of the year. The moment when the girl jumps up and down for joy after the gunshots should b… Click to read more

I know the expression “jump the shark” has even jumped the shark, but I have no other way of saying this – when dubstep is used to sell f*cking kids’ cereal and a dramatic period piece (not of the  vaginal bleeding variety) about Tuskegee airmen, that is the tipping point. Every time I see this commercial, I think about the meeting tha… Click to read more

I have no desire to see Ghost Rider 2. I’m actually on a bit of a Nic Cage boycott after watching him f*** my eyes and ears for 2 straight hours in Drive Angry, a flick I only endured because Amber Heard refuses to let go of my loins. I get that some people love him and his outrageous antics but I’m more than a little fed up that he keeps scoring these huge f*… Click to read more

The show Modern Family is already the best comedy on network television, so when somebody succeeds in cutting the footage together to make it into a horror movie, you know it’s going to be great. Here, the editor makes Alex Dunphy (the youngest daughter) into a homicidal maniac who acts a hell of a lot like a crazed Meg from Family Guy.

UPDATE: We now have the non-bootleg HD version. A bootleg version of the first full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been leaked online and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more. If this doesn’t cement our pick as the most anticipated movie of 2012, I don’t know what does. You’ve got Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle (quite possibly her sexiest role yet) whispering into Bruce Wayne’s ear about the demise of Gotham, you’ve got Bane blowing Heinz Field to smithereens as Hines Ward is somehow too in the zone (literally and figuratively) to notice he just lost his entire team, and you’ve got some kinda weird batmobile that flies. Welcome to the highest grossing film of all-time. Check out the legend ending after the jump.

I’d like to consider myself somewhat of a movie fanatic. I don’t know every detail of every movie ever released, but I’d like to think that I have my finger on the pulse of the cinema industry. Then, I read this article on FilmDrunk about the posters and trailer for Will Ferrell’s Spanish-language overly dramatic telenovela spoof, “Casa de mi Padre” and I figure I done discovered internet gold. Then, after some research, I realize I’m WAY late to the game. Like, 8 months late. EIGHT MONTHS. That’s a baby. A premature baby, but a f***ing newborn nonetheless. For those who were hibernating, check out the trailer after the jump.

Back in late June, we told you Megan Fox joined the cast of The Dictator, one of the most anticipated movies of 2012. Today, we bring you the first official trailer for what’s sure to be one of the funniest flicks of the year. What should you expect? John C. Reilly and Ben Kingsley do anything for ya? No? How about Megan Fox selling her body then taking a big fat dookie on the Kardashians? We thought you’d enjoy that you fecalphiliac! Check out Sacha Baron Cohen’s kooky oppressor after the jump.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was one of our most anticipated movies of 2011. We got reamed for that pick, but those haters are eating healthy helpings of crow after it’s been called one of the surprise hits of the year. The DVD, Blu-ray, and digital copy come out TODAY – Tuesday, December 13th. To celebrate the release, we’re giving away five (5) copies of the DVD. Find out how to enter after the jump.

We included The Three Stooges on our list of most anticipated movies of 2012, mostly due to all the buzz around who’d be in it and the fact that the Farrelly Brothers are directing. Readers shat on us for that pick, but they might change their minds after seeing the trailer via The Daily Wh.at Tumblr. It’s got almost as many dislikes as likes on YouTube, but that’s because f***ing women just don’t get the classic slapstick the Stooges bring to the table. They know how to do lowbrow right. They also know what dudes like and dudes like Kate Upton exiting a pool in a righteous swimsuit. Check it out after the jump.

We showed the teaser trailer for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Like most teasers, it offered very little in the way of details, but we did know it contained #shrim. We didn’t have to wait long as IGN just premiered the red band trailer. Highlights include Will Ferrell yelling “tequila!” while shooting a gun, Will Forte double fisting middle fingers, Zach Galifianakis in complete and utter shock, Chef Goldblum, John C Reilly eating fingers, and Robert Loggia chopping off fingers and hungering for human hearts. Though the budget isn’t a billion dollars, it definitely looks significantly better than one of their regular episodes. Check it out after the jump.

Well, what does the most expensive movie ever made look like? We get just the slightest taste / whiff with this teaser trailer for Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. It was already one of the most anticipated movies of 2012, but now it very well could be the most WTF cinematic adventure of all-time. What do we learn from the trailer? Other than somehow some way it will be available on demand in late January, a full month before it hits theaters on March 2nd. Oh, and also, #shrim. See what we mean after the jump.

So while this isn’t an official follow-up to The Social Network, it’s a hilarious family comedy that takes a look at what might happen if Mark Zuckerberg shut down Facebook… and then killed himself. This Thanksgiving, and with the help of Facebook, I’ve been fortunate enough to stay away from old friends that aren’t really friends of mine. If I didn’t have that awesome website (program? I don’t even know what to call it besides the uber-lame “social networking tool”) I might have actually had to talk to them on the *gasp* phone. Check out what would happen if we all weren’t able to keep those random “friends” in check

This could be the most highly anticipated film of 2012. If you’re not familiar with the trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, it’s a sci-fi action drama centering around a nationally televised event in which 12 teens fight to the death. Just like high school. The film is directed by Gary Ross (not Glengarry Glen Ross, that would be the t*ts) and stars Jennifer Lawrence (X-Men: First Class, Winter’s Bone), Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth (Thor). Other cast includes: Woody Harrelson as a drunk mentor with a sh*tty 90s haircut, Elizabeth Banks looking like the girlfriend of Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka, Donald Sutherland, and Lenny f***ing Kravitz looking like Lenny f***ing Kravitz. Keep your bow and arrow in your pants, it doesn’t release ’til March 23rd. Check out the first ‘full-length’ official trailer in HD after the jump.