Happy Groundhog Day! Since we here in NYC have been experiencing one of the mildest winters in a long time, we thought it was a forgone conclusion that Punxsutawney Phil wouldn’t see his shadow and we’d be swimming in an early Spring. Well, we were wrong – 6 more weeks of winter. What a load of sh*t. He punk’d us all. At least, thereR… Click to read more

Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get a first look at America’s cutest cat…there’s definitely something that will tickle your fancy!

 
Track Me if You Can – Discovery Channel – Wednesday, November 10, 8 p.m. (ET)
This special will teach you how to avoid the prying e… Click to read more

This week is jam-packed with awesome reality show premieres. Like watching people get scared? Scare Tactics has you covered. Enjoy criminals getting their just desserts? Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Seagal Lawman have your back. Relish quiet time by the fireplace reading Kate Gosselin’s I Just Want You to Know? See a psychiatrist. Anyway, here’s what we’re looking forward to in the week ahead. What do you have planned for your primetime?

Enough boyfriends were either persuasive enough to convince their girlfriends that Date Night wasn’t worth the price tag or there aren’t enough couples out there, because Clash of the Tighty Whities managed to just beat out Date Night at the B.O. Speaking of body odor, this post reeks of puns, quips, and oh-snaps about funerals, graffiti, les… Click to read more

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There’s no denying 30 Rock is still one of the best shows on television. The writing is clever and the cast is hilarious. But the main reason we watch 30 Rock is Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart.

What is your favorite Halloween song? Ghostbusters theme? Monster Mash? Thriller? Those are all good choices, but also very predictable. My favorite Halloween song is Tracy Morgan’s “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” from a 2007 episode of “30 Rock.” No idea what I’m talking about? Just check out the video below.

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‘Lazy Sunday’, which has gone on to become the stuff of legends, was, to put it mildly, f*cking hilarious. A simple concept turned into pure comedy gold. It went on to become a viral mega-hit on the internet, made SNL relevant again overnight, and most importantly, introduced the world to a new force in the world of comedy: The Lonely Island.

If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Lu… Click to read more

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Writing letters to Santa is so 20th Century. This year, kids in the know are forgoing the jolly ol’ fat man for 30 Rock‘s funny ol’ black man, Tracy Morgan Jordan. In this video, he’ll answer everything from what kind of crayon he’d make (if he made crayons) to “What is time?” Sure, the… Click to read more

Not only is Thursday officially All Hallows Eve-Eve, but it also marks the long anticipated return of 30 Rock.  So what better way to celebrate this spooky-scary day of sweetness than with Tracy Jordan’s instant Halloween classic Werewolf Bar Mitzvah?  There is none.  You are welcome.
Check Out the Original Clip and The Full Song After The Jump.… Click to read more

On a recent episode of the Emmy award-winning 30 Rock Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) was seen in a brief-but-hilarious music clip titled “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”
Now, the entire music video has been unveiled – enjoy!… Click to read more

According to every pop-culture website in Internetland last night’s 30 Rock was the funniest episode of the fall TV season so far.
More specifically, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” was one of the funniest segments in recent TV history.
“Boys becoming men / men becoming wolves!”
UPDATE: the entire “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah&#… Click to read more