June 1st is Heidi Klum‘s birthday. The now 38 year old  international supermodel is featured in a new “Got Milk?” ad, whichs shows her getting ready for the red carpet with the signature white milk mustache on her upper lip. Those ads make us think dirty thoughts, but we have one suggestion for the wiz kids behind the campaign – MORE HANDBRAS. Heidi’s the reigning Queen of the Handbra, so it’s only fitting we celebrate her birthday with her hottest holds that will make you hold your breath. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump. That Seal is one lucky dude.

COED’s based in NYC so we can tell you that when summer hits, most of the metropolitan area either flocks to The Hamptons or the Jersey Shore. While both those places are special in their own ways, they simply can’t compare to Lake Havasu, a massive reservoir that sits on the border separating Arizona and California. Those states are notorious for mass producing prime trim, so it’s no surprise that Lake Havasu is a hotbed for hotties showing off their goodies. To get Memorial Day Weekend started off right, we piled tons of pretty party girls in pasties into a photo gallery. Check it out after the jump!

Complex reports via Egotastic that topless pics of 24 year old R&B singer-model-dancer Cassie have been leaked to the interwebs. The name vaguely sounds familiar, you might remember her first single, “Me & U”, which became a major hit in 2006 or as Sophie Donovan in Step Up 2 The Streets. Her second album, Electro Love, has yet to be released. The photos first popped up on MediaTakeOut.com and there’s some skepticism over whether or not they’re really her. All we gotta say is nip piercings? Hells yes. Who’s got the better multimedia sexts, though – Cassie or Rihanna? See the topless pic along with a gallery of her hottest photos after the jump!

Mondays blow. Hard. You’re either at work recovering from Sunday Funday or in school about to take a pop quiz ‘because your professor didn’t get laid over the weekend. You know it’s bad when you’re looking forward to hearing Rebecca Black sing. But, we’re here to lighten the load, so to speak, with this photo gallery of sexy sideboobs. Nothing too clever or tongue-in-cheek about this feature, we’re getting straight to the point. We wouldn’t want to hurt that precious brain of yours. Geez, is it Tuesday yet? See the pics after the jump!

Victoria Day is a federal Canadian holiday celebrated in honor of Queen Victoria’s birthday. It’s also informally considered the beginning of the summer season in Canada. While there are 21 gun salutes north of the border, here in the U.S., we salute with this photo gallery of the hottest Victorias on the planet – from Mrs. David Beckham to the woman who made us want to play BASEketball. We wanted to include Victoria Justice from iCarly since she’s 18 now but we’ve already been to jail twice this month and didn’t feel like researching dates on her Google images. We DO have a pro tennis player, an Olympic track cyclist, a WWE diva, a British pop singer, and a candidate from America’s Next Top Model. Check out their pics and vote for the girl you think is hottest in our poll after the jump!

On May 20th, 1873 Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a U.S. patent for their brand of blue jeans with copper rivets. We honestly can’t thank Levi and Jake enough for their epic contribution to the fashion world. Because of their efforts, women everywhere have the ability to show off their curves and look hot while keeping it casual. In the case of this photo gallery we pulled of girls in tight ass jeans, we’re keeping it REAL casual – like tops-are-optional casual. Sure they might be hard to get on and off but it’s worth it. Don’t worry, we didn’t include mom jeans.

You say Cannes (Kahn), we say Cannes (can). Last week, we published a photo gallery highlighting the “goods” of fine French women. Today, we catch a glimpse of Leo DiCaprio’s former flame Bar Refaeli in a black bikini on a yacht in Cannes. If your monitor is still intact and hasn’t blown up, congratulations. Some people take breaks up poorly. Others, like Bar, flash their flesh and toothy smile all over the place in what has to be the sexiest advertisement to promote one’s availability we’ve ever seen. Check out more Bar below!

Ever since the Royal Wedding, it seems Kate Middleton‘s sister, Pippa, has been stealing the spotlight. Sites everywhere have been digging, poking, and prodding to get more of the Princess’ sexy sibling – even porn producer Vivid Entertainment wants a piece, offering up a reported $5 million for Pippa to film ONE scene. Today, a pic of Pippa sun bathing her non-blood related royal boobs in Ibiza from 2006 surfaced on Buzzfeed. Check out the pics after the jump for the royal treatment.

The Cannes Film Festival begins today, May 11th. The most COED was ever exposed to the spectacle was when we watched that episode of Entourage where Drama fell in love with that French chick and the Weinstein knockoff bought that POS indie movie Vince was in. This year’s fest has most critics buzzing about The Tree of Life, Drive, and Midnight in Paris. To celebrate the 64th edition of Cannes, we bring you a comely photo collection of cans that’ll have you screaming “Oui! Oui!” Hey man, the bathroom’s that way. Check out the pics after the jump!

There’s no question we’re huge fans of ASU. Their Undie Run is proof positive why. The world’s largest, most charitable end of the year campus tradition took place last night (May 3rd) and early word from our on-location correspondent is it didn’t disappoint. For those who haven’t checked out our previous coverage of the nearly-naked jaunt-a-thon, the Undie Run is an annual event that started in 2008 where tens of thousands of college students from around the state get together to celebrate the last day of classes by taking off their clothes, donating them to charity and then running half-naked around ASU’s Tempe campus. We celebrate this grand tradition with a retrospective photo gallery of its most memorable moments. Check out the pics after the jump!

A few weeks ago, we asked you to vote for who should be Miss COED April 2011. Your choices were Ysania Agurcia, Erika Jacobs, Nadia Marcella, and Laura Colleen. Each of these ladies is a winner in our book, but only one could triumph. The winner took 39% of the total votes. This 22 year old Morganette and Hooters Girl parties at the Playboy Mansion when she’s not serving sunshine and smiles at Marquee nightclub. She’s one of Maxim’s Holiday Hotties and was named Kaboom Magazine’s October 2010 Bombshell of the Month. Who is she? Find out after the jump!

Do Americans realize that we are not the only country with beautiful women? Is there another land overloaded with talent? If so, where is this magical land of hotties? I will give you a hint, Royal Wedding. If you guessed Croatia, you might need to put the bong down and grab a globe, I am talking about England. With most of the country set to attend the wedding of a c… Click to read more

April 29th is “Showa Day“, which honors the birthday of the Shōwa Emperor (Hirohito), the reigning Emperor from 1926 to 1989. It also officially launches “Golden Week” in Japan, their longest vacation period of the year. Subsequently, it’s an extremely popular time to travel. Some popular foreign destinations include L.A., Seattle, San Diego, and San Francisco. We’re hoping some beautifully busty Japanese babes go the extra mile(s) and hit up NYC. We’re huge fans of their amazing underboob. Sideboobs rule, too – that’s why we’ve put together this photo gallery in honor of some much needed R&R. Boob break, y’all! Check out the pics after the jump!

April 27th is Secretary’s Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance in 2002′s “Secretary”. Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in “Secretary”, she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post – secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it’s against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we’ve grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary’s Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

April 26th is Hug an Australian Day, a copyrighted holiday created by Wellcat.com, a health & wellness company that also produces quirky holidays for calendars, to show their appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given them over the years. Anyone who’s ever read COED knows we have a deep appreciation for dimes from down under. That’s why we’re presenting you with the 27 hottest, most huggable Australian women in celebration of this hump-worthy holiday! See who made the list after the jump!