COED’s Top 10 Most Viewed Posts of 2008
December 31, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Entertainment, Featured Right 2, Features, Girls

This has been a crazy year here at COED, with more T&A-filled nonsense than a Japanese game show. And we’re proud of what we’ve done. (Maybe not proud in a, “Hey mom, check this out” kinda way, but happy with the outcome, nonetheless.) So to remember the highlights of 2008, we’ve put together the 10 most popular stories from the past 12 months. From handstands to Handbras, we’ve covered the events in the finest way we know how – with smokin’ hot chicks leading the way. So get ready for the best of the best. And farewell, 2008 - you’ve been a crazy son-of-a-bitch.
#10 The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time
Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.
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#9 The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin
The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.
With nine World Championship medals already in the bag–and a fresh Olympic gold, which she earned Thursday night in the women’s gymnastics overall competition–this 18-year-old comes from an immaculate pedigree, her father winning Olympic gold at the ‘88 Games on the horizontal bars for the Soviets, her mother a World Champion rhythmic Russian gymnast.
And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.
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#8 The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone
Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?
To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.
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#7 COED’s Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians
Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.
In the years to come, we hope to see the likes of Lolo Jones, Almudena Cid, Cat Osterman, Jenn Stuczynski, Alona Bondarenko, Rita Dravucz, Yelena Isinbayeva, and of course, Alison Stokke. But for now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.
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#6 The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters
In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. Not only do these vixens of stats and plays deliver awesome (and sometimes hilarious) sideline reporting and interviews, they add a woman’s touch to an ugly man’s world, making it all worthwhile–even when your team loses. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.
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#5 The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time
If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them - neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.
In addition to donating, what’s a better way to help celebrate this important month than by sorting through all the greatest sweater kittens from history to bring you the 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time? Answer: There isn’t one.
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Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only - super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.
Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.
A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass - think before clicking on this one - and don’t say we didn’t warn you. Happy Halloween!
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#3 Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007
These girls can out-run you, out-swim you; shut you down in a game of full-court b-ball, ski faster and jump higher than you ever will. They have physical prowess in their respective sport, and unlike 99% of the other girls in their league are incredibly nice to look at!
Without further ado, here are the Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007. Check out each girl’s gallery and vote in the poll for your top choice.
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#2 The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007
Along with sex-tapes, scandalous pictures of hot celebrities were all the rage in 2007, culminating with the following 20 photo collections.
Some of the sexy photo collections on display are from print magazines (one of which introduced Megan Fox to the world) and Hollywood red-carpet events; but the majority were made infamous because the candid shots were not intended for the internet (we’re looking at you, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Antonella Barba).
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#1 Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.
Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier - literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.
South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.
My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.
We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?
The Year in Re-Boob: 2008
December 27, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Featured Left, Girls
Gentlemen, it’s been a long year - a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulgar, but no matter how hard we try, nothing seems more important than all the spectacular boobs 2008 had to offer. So let’s just take a moment to reflect on the past in the best way we know how - with the largest single collection of boobs on the Internet! We present to you, The Year in Re-Boob: 2008!
Megan Fox Named World’s Sexiest
December 22, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Girls

As if we needed to be told, Megan Fox has just been voted the Sexiest Woman in Hollywood, according to a survey of 2000 Fandago.com readers. Both men and women voted Fox No. 1 as the actress they were most excited to see in the upcoming year, beating out hottie-heavy weights Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson, who landed the No. 2 and No. 3 slots.
Filling out the rest of the Top 10 list is Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry.
So congrats to you, Miss Fox - you super, extra hot. Not that that was in question, in the first place…
Bluetooth or Effing Crazy… and the Sunday Links
December 21, 2008 by James - University of Texas
Filed under Links
• This Game Show Is Sweeping the Nation
• Holyfield Is Still Boxing???
• The 20 Most Outrageous Metal Album Covers
• The Artificial Hymen will re-virginize her vergin
• Vote for the Sexiest Geeks of 2008
• Jennifer Ellison Goes Topless for Nuts
•Beer Goggles Last Longer for Women
• Warner Music pulls videos from YouTube
• Amy Winehouse Goes Topless
Hugh Hefner’s New Girlfriend Displays Her Credentials
December 17, 2008 by Chuck - Boston University
Filed under Girls

At a party celebrating Playboy’s 55th Birthday over the weekend, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend, Dasha Astafieva, gave the world a taste of what her and Hef’s life must be like behind closed doors. The Ukrainian model showed up to the party wearing a very see-through, very tight black dress, with nothing under it except for one very lucky black thong. Everything except for her labia was on display.
But that wasn’t enough for Dasha. Once the bulbs started flashing, she decided the thong had to go. Her outfit simply wasn’t revealing enough! So she hiked up her skirt and, somewhat gracefully, made her underwear disappear. Magic.
Maybe it was making her a little too warm in the Vegas heat. Maybe she had one too many vodkas on the limo ride over. Maybe Ukrainian girls just love to show the world their vaginas. Really, we’ll never know. What we DO know is that this is one photo set you simply can’t miss, and that even at age 82, Hef still knows how to choose ‘em.
Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues
December 16, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Entertainment

If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongues. And the more awesome the tongue, the more the woman shows it. And you know what? We’re totally OK with that.
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The Definition of ‘Topless’
December 12, 2008 by Andrew - Hunter College
Filed under Entertainment

Look, non-porn Internet - we need to clear something up… Just because a woman isn’t wearing a top in a photograph does not always mean she’s topless!! Topless is a term that should be used sparingly, only when the appropriate body parts are revealed, not just anytime there’s no shirt involved. But because you constantly call these mere technicalities topless, you’re not just being misleading to your readers, you’re cheapening one of man’s most sacred terms, rendering it meaningless.
Now don’t get me wrong, I understand perfectly the reasons for putting ‘topless’ into headlines as often as possible - it gets the clicks. But that’s not a good reason to desecrate this sacred word. So I’ve decided to define the term as it should be used, for both your readers and mankind. Read more
The Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index
December 11, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Entertainment
Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. So to celebrate her bodily godliness, we’ve compiled the Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index, which includes every single gallery of Marisa Miller on the Internet (excluding duplicates, of course). There’s so many pictures here, we dare you to get through them all. (P.S. Don’t forget to vote for Marisa in Sports Illustrated’s Clicksy Awards!)
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30 Ways to Die of Electrocution
December 11, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily
30 Ways to Die of Electrocution
Awesomely Bad Combovers
Big Trades: Putz to Mets, J-Rich to Suns
Aubrey O’Day Where She Belongs
That Football Hit Wasn’t Exactly Necessary
Doutzen Kroes Nude in V Magazine
Japanese Invent Mind-Reading Machine
Topless Skydivers Will Make You Happy
Handgun-Armed RC Helicopter Will Probably End in Disaster
No Sh*t!: Sugar as Addictive as Drugs
The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009
December 9, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Entertainment

With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!
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Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos
December 1, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Entertainment
Thanksgiving’s over and we’re officially in the long-haul to Christmas. But sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life - like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!
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